One day, gollum was shopping in a tool store hoping to find something to cut up his pet cat he bought (he thought that the pet store was a food market). But he found himself in a electronic store looking at different devices, on one of the devices, it had a add saying "buy this today and get a full year guarantee, and a holiday to Greece!!". "Special, special holiday" croaked gollum, he bought it straight away with his stolen money. "I'm sure you will enjoy your holiday, here is your ticket and, you will set off at tomorrow, at 9'", the till man said. "Yeah, I better," gollum farted through gritted teeth. As soon a gollum got to his outback shak, he tried to use the ipad. He just ended up snapping it in half, "piece of, crud"gollum screamed, he started packing his, well food closet, that's all he had, and 20£. The day after, he hijacked a car to the airport in heathrow(England), and went to be checked out at the bag check area, and failed his test because he had a mental brake down when they went serching around in his bag, so he snuck by. Curse it, he was late for the train, but what was a double minded creature todo? Well he was only 1min late, and the train was starting to move , so with all his might, he leaped and with his spindly arms, just managed to grab hold of a bar, and get in before doors closed. !!! The End of Part 1 Help me out by giving me a diamond for part two, Note: this was made for lord of the ring watchers and people with a sense of humour, so image gollum saying those things, they would probably be a bit more well, you know what I mean ,,,., Have fun minecraftians 15 diamonds for part 2