Alright, everyone knows that first you need to get all the wood burned!
HOW TO:
1. Get as much iron as you can, and make a lot of flint and steel
2. Divide your days up like this: 1. Burn down trees 2. Burn down trees 3. Pick up saplings 4. Throw all your saplings in lava 4.5. You'll probably have more time, so throw away non-place-able wooden objects (Such as sticks) and stuff that can't be burned down (Crafting tables, Chests) 5. This is a sad one, but you'll have to burn down your house... ;( 5.35. O.M.G!!!!! The books! The books! They're on the 3rd floor!!!!!!!!!! I should have told you before!!!! You need to read! And now bookshelves only drop books!!!! 5.42. OMG!!! MY PUPPIES!!!!!!!! Sad news, buddy, they're gone!!! :( 5.6. GET ALL YOUR VALUABLES!!!! FROM THE CHESTS IN YOUR BEDROOM!!! ALSO TAKE YOUR BED!!! OR ELSE YOU'LL BE STUCK HAVING SLEEPLESS, FLAMMABLE NIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5.7. If you had any wood in your chest, don't throw it in the lava! Use it to smelt those old raw fish you had sitting under your bed this whole time!
Your outcome should be: No wood in sight, homeless!!!

Now listen up, people!!! Next, you have to get rid of all the water!!!
HOW TO:
1. You used the wood to smelt, right? Good!
2. Now, if you were SMART, you probably already have infinite liquid flows outside your house! If you don't, too bad! I'm not going to sit here and tell you how to!!! I'm just your guide to killing yourself epic-ally!
3. Make as many buckets as you can!
4. Pick up the lava. And follow these steps: 1. Get rid of the infinite water flow 2. Turn all the water you can find on the surface into stone! 3. Remember your favorite mine? FLOOD IT WITH LAVA SO THAT NO WATER'LL BE THERE!! >:D
Technically, there's still water, but you'll kill yourself trying to get it, and you wouldn't be epic-ally dead!
FINALLY, FOLLOW THESE STEPS:
1. Please tell me you have a Nether portal!!!!
2. Break your bed so there's nowhere to re-spawn at so you'll have to go back to your old spawn point!
3. Go into the Nether (Make sure you've got everything)
4. BREAK THE NETHER PORTAL!!!!
5. Go to a ledge, sneak, and make sure you won't hit land!
6. If you will, try a different ledge!
7. Once you've found one, stare straight down, let go of shift, and then you'll find yourse-

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GAME OVER!!!!

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Super bonus if it's on hardcore!!! :D