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I have decided to write my blog here to make fun of all the sever owners who I have delt with who are a joke. This is not intended to offend anyone. Its all for a laugh.
The 10 Rules
Rule 1: Open your server before it is done. Pressure players to stay. If they don't, ban them.
Rule 2. Ban your staff after they don't join for a day and call them noobs.
Rule 3. Give players world edit 10 minutes after they join. Let them use lava and tnt with it.
Rule 4. Ban people if they do not donate. Before you ban them, say the EULA completely encourages this.
Rule 5. Give someone Co-Owner the minute they join and watch your server get griefed.
Rule 6. Ban s plsyer because they won't advertise for you.
Rule 7. Accept Staff applications even though you know someone was paid to write the app for the player
Rule 8. Accept someone to be staff because they seem chill
Rule 9. Place one block on a server. Then say you helped build and get a copy of the server for your own server.
Rule 10. Ban someone because they do not type fast enough.
Hope you enjoyed this.
The 10 Rules
Rule 1: Open your server before it is done. Pressure players to stay. If they don't, ban them.
Rule 2. Ban your staff after they don't join for a day and call them noobs.
Rule 3. Give players world edit 10 minutes after they join. Let them use lava and tnt with it.
Rule 4. Ban people if they do not donate. Before you ban them, say the EULA completely encourages this.
Rule 5. Give someone Co-Owner the minute they join and watch your server get griefed.
Rule 6. Ban s plsyer because they won't advertise for you.
Rule 7. Accept Staff applications even though you know someone was paid to write the app for the player
Rule 8. Accept someone to be staff because they seem chill
Rule 9. Place one block on a server. Then say you helped build and get a copy of the server for your own server.
Rule 10. Ban someone because they do not type fast enough.
Hope you enjoyed this.
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Young ones aren't as knowledgeable as their older counterparts, mainly due to the lack of life experience, which means you can come across thousands of immature server admins, and unfortunately this has killed part of the server community.
In attempt to revive this, MineClassic was born. No PvP, no Factions, etc. We're a friendly server, you'd never be banned for not donating, or anything. We're just about chillaxing, playing Survival, and having a great time!
If you are tired of those types of servers that abuse you from the minute you login, because you don't have a donator rank, or the admins are forcing you to advertise, or there are 100 immature staff griefing you, and blowing your house up, I encourage you to give MineClassic a go!
+1 diamond for you, baucat!
IP: play.MineClassic.com