H is Herobrine
K is Kapijapi

K:so let me ask you some questions, am i allowed?
H: ok

K: why do you like to scare kids in minecraft?
H: i have to earn a living somehow don't you think

K: so why did you choose this job?
H: other jobs didn't want me

K: do you like when children get scared and stop playing the game?
H: i like when they are scared but not when they leave minecraft

K: so how often do you show yourself to them?
H: i usually let them find me in caves even on peaceful

K: are you on peaceful difficulty?
H: im on every difficulty.

K: why in every update it says removed Herobrine when i saw you in minecraft in the half term break?
H: its my job to scare people

K: anything you want to say to the audience before we leave?
H: yes. Do not stop playing minecraft and let fear and anger go into your life and destroy!!!

K: that's it for today bye
H: bye