Me:Hello witch.Here's an interview for you.What's your actual name?

Witch:An interview?People will finally understand me!My name is Wickers Itchenbog.

Me:Well,1st question.Why do you throw potions at people?

Wickers:Mostly because they are just start attacking me for no reason,and I need to defend myself.

Me:Well,OK.2nd question.Where do you make those potions?

Wickers:The Witch Cave of course.You can't see it though because we put an invisibility potion on it.

Me:OK,3rd and final question.Why don't you dress like a villager and try to act normal.

Wickers:Why,do you think I'm mean?I'm not mean! (throws nausea potion at me)

ooh.. Fine!Bye!