September 2, 2003
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Dear Diary,
      Today I got killed by some black creature with black legs and purple dust swirling around it. It also has a grass block in his hand. I was scared when I saw a 1/2 heart remaining. A second later, I saw the You Have Died! screen. I hit respawn and I was back in my base. My cat, Jewels, was sitting on top of my anvil. He was trying to rename my pickaxe to "Meow". I said "bad cat" and shooed him off.

September 3, 2003
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Dear Diary,
      Today I renamed my pickaxe to "Meow" because Jewels kept running all over the place, hitting me in the head with my anvil. I'm sitting in my chair in the living room, ice on my head. My cat was sitting in the time-out chair. I got up, and walked over to my cat. I made sure he was still sitting in the time-out chair. I told him he could get up, only if he promised to not hurt me again.

September 4, 2003
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Dear Diary,
     Today I went into the local villlage, surprised to see a creeper in one of the villager's homes. He exploded and...

December 23, 2010
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Dear Diary,
     Today I woke up and I was surprised to see myself in a bed in the hospital. My cat was laying on the end of the bed, sleeping. I sat up, kissed my cat and laid back down. I had forgotten why I was in the hospital. I stood up, hoping those wire things weren't attached to me, and I walked forward. I left the room with my cat, and headed back to my base.

December 24, 2010
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Dear Diary,
     Tomorrow is Christmas! I had decorated my base yesterday after the hospital. There were lights shining, and cookies nicely arranged for Santa. I decided to take a walk around the village, hoping there would be no more creepers. There wasn't. Good. I walked into the church, sat down, and read my book as the priest lead the Mass. When church was over, I walked into the blacksmith. I said "hmm..." to Mr. Smith, and sat down at the table and ate breakfast with him. When I was done breakfast, I was ready to go back home.

December 25, 2010
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Dear Diary,
     I have good news, and bad news. The good news is that today is Christmas! The bad news is that I lost Jewels. Yesterday, I went mining, I had my cat sit on some obsidian, and I found diamonds! I left him there, mined the diamonds, and left, completely forgetting about Jewels. I sure miss him. Anyway, I wrote a note to Santa that reads:

Dear Santa,
     I have been a good Steve this year. For Christmas I want my cat, Jewels back. I miss him so much. You can have cookies if you find and return him. :)

It's a bit short but good enough.

December 26, 2010
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Dear Diary,
     Presents! Presents! Let's open...this one. From Santa... My cat! Jewels is back! Oh I missed you so much. I kissed Jewels like a million times. Now the next one... From Enderman... what the? It's a note saying "Enderman: Black creature with legs and it holds a grass block." And there was a picture of the black creature I saw! So an Enderman I guess...? I taped the present to my wall. Merry Christmas, Jewels! Meowy Meowmas, Stemeow!

--4 Years Later--

June, 5, 2014
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Dear Diary,
    Today...is...my...BIRTHDAY! I'm holding a party at Mr. Smith's place. He is going to decorate his house extra special for me. At 12:00, I headed over to the village and opened Mr. Smith's door. Nobody was inside, at least that's what I thought. SURPRISE yelled all the villagers! They all started talking to me. Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Humm... I replied.

June 6, 2014
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Dear Diary,
     A CREEPUS EXPLODUS...
                                                                      
The End
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