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MC Info Bit #13: iNoob!

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Everybody hates to be called a noob.

So here are a few tips on how to not be called a noob.

If you are good at PvP:
In hunger games, don't ever team publicly. If you have to, do it in secret so people don't know about it until right before they're double-ownaged by you and your teammate.
If you're really good, just don't team. I've single-handedly beaten teams myself. Draw them out and kill them off one by one. If you can't, you're screwed, but hey. I hate teams too.

In PvP where you have limited lives:
Don't ever camp. It isn't fun for you or the enemy. If you are being camped, disconnect. The win isn't worth taking the time to find the coward. I'm talking about minigames like Super Craft Bros and Hunger Games.

You can rage!
I always rage after being cheated out of a win, but I actually (and this is going to sound derpy) tell people when I'm done raging. Weird, right? You'd be surprised at how well it works to keep the "haha rage somewhere else noob" away.

If someone just starts raging at you (especially after you win over them):
Chat in a way that makes you sound more mature than he/she is. Other people from the lobby will catch on to the conversation, and before you know it, the guy raging at you will become a laughingstock.

If the rage escalates too much:
I won't list when that happens, you'll have to decide for yourself.
Anyways, if that happens, and you can't make the guy see reason, just shut up. Don't type a single word. Let the guy scream at nothing. He'll eventually give up and join a game or something.

Hope this helps!
~Andrei
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