If you are scared of creepers, close your eyes before reading this. (Creepers don't have any) I was out walking in the square forest, when a pig was standing above me. On the ledge above there was an arrow stuck in the ground, and the pig had the poison effect. I said to the pig, 'o lonely pig, why do you stare at me like that'? The pig said, 'oink'. But, I turned around - and there was a creeper there. I hugged it, and the creeper pulled a long face. It was confused, but I ran off after that. In a cave I go, with diamond armour and a pickaxe made of gold. Nobody likes gold because of its low durability. Redstone is my aim, and I search - only to die in the terror of brain craving zombies. I respawn, go back in the cave, only to find that the same creeper was there, only madder. It did the fuse, but I knew better. I struck it once - it did not die. I swung twice - but I missed! I struck again, this time the creeper went flying out of the cave and into a nearby cow trap. That was its last second before it died and I build a temple dedicated to it and died in the making - twice. And guess who got in the way? The pig. The SELFISH PIG! That's the end of this story. If u like it, please leave feedback and maybe a diamond, so I can retrieve that diamond armour!