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Whenever you put a microwave on for about 30 seconds, it feels like about 2 minutes while you are waiting for it and etc. I have come to the conclusion that the radiation and such in the microwave controls time, and it is the key to making an epic time machine to go in to the future or the past and all that cool stuff. It's really true I've tested it multiple times, if a smart person would help me take one apart and examine it's time controlling functionalities, we could make a time machine and become rich. Until one of us get's jealous/power hungry and kills the other, but that won't happen for a while!!!
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The magnetron inside the microwave not only releases radio waves, but also subatomic quark disruptions - Which intersect with Quantum Foam fluxes and turn into temporal disruptions, causing time to run slower in the area in & around the microwave. We need more magnetrons, Watson!
if i co developed the time machine i would kill the other guy to get all the fame but make it look like an accident
finaly i would go to a asylum if i were you cause you are crazy
The magnetron inside the microwave not only releases radio waves, but also subatomic quark disruptions - Which intersect with Quantum Foam fluxes and turn into temporal disruptions, causing time to run slower in the area in & around the microwave. We need more magnetrons, Watson!
cool.