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Hai, imma here to share some cool Minecraft jokes that i've found on the internet (They're not mine).
NUFF SAID! RELEASE THE JUKES!
What's a ghast's favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!
Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.
What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
"Block" parties.
What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
I dig you.
How do you make people change direction in Minecraft?
You Block their path.
What did the minecraft turkey say?
cobble, cobble, cobble!
What's so good about cobblestone?
It's Hand-PICKED.
THANKS FOR READING! :D
-Not my best blog cuz i'm in a hurry, sorry-
NUFF SAID! RELEASE THE JUKES!
What's a ghast's favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!
Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.
What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
"Block" parties.
What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
I dig you.
How do you make people change direction in Minecraft?
You Block their path.
What did the minecraft turkey say?
cobble, cobble, cobble!
What's so good about cobblestone?
It's Hand-PICKED.
THANKS FOR READING! :D
-Not my best blog cuz i'm in a hurry, sorry-
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