Steve: HOW THE HELL CAN U TALK?!?!?
Buddy: Hey, don't judge me!
Steve: Sorry, I'm just a little freaked out...
Buddy: Don't be. I can talk because I Have this special colo
Steve: ok, but still how can you talk?

Buddy: I can talk because I Have this special collar that has this little chip thingy on it which prevents me to talk.
Steve: wow, but who put that on you?
Buddy: I don't want to talk about it...
Steve: Come on, please?
Buddy: no
Steve: Please?
Buddy: No
Steve: Please!!?
Buddy: No!!!!
Steve: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buddy: If I said yes would you shut your mouth?
Steve: yup :D
Buddy: fine, it all started in this dark place where they had very tall monsters that kill,
Steve: you mean Enderman.
Buddy: right, and there was their leader a tall mean-no-good Monster!
Steve: Did that monster create you?
Buddy: no, it created the collar, he captured me and my friends in a small forest. It took us to a abandoned cave, and threw us in portal. Then, he locked us up in small cages. The monster gave us the collars and commanded us to be its slave.
Steve: Whoa! Then what?
Buddy: My friends denied his command but I didnt say anything. So the monster tried to kill them but they started to run.
Steve: oh my god!
Buddy: luckily I managed to escape out of the horrible world, but my friends.... didn't get too far.
Steve: wow.... that was....
Buddy: Sooo.... we need to make tools right?
Steve: oh yeah! and we gotta hunt for food!
Buddy: Taken care of!
(runs into a grass field and comes back 30 seconds later)
Steve: where did u just go?
Buddy: a field, but I just got 1 stack of Pork chop!
Steve: yaay! now ima go make them tools!
Buddy: you do that! While I sit back and rest! :P