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Most InSaNe things in Minecraft that go un-noticed!

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elipes_+1's Avatar elipes_+1
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Ever noticed how it called vannila minecraft? why not BANNANA! or even chocolate, i suppose people just dont like the flavor vannila so they always play mods :3

Helllo everyone i thought i would share some mad stuff in minecraft that no-one seems to think is insane!


  
My first point, creepers!   does anyone ever stop and think, "oh yeah im running like sh*t from a green, four legged, sad faced, spotted creature that will blow me to smitherines in a heart beat. oh no they are like " IM GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MY ILOGICAL DIAMOND SWORD!!!" 
Wow. even i do that and never stop to think!
that brings us to the next one



Diamond swords. How? i swear to god that is the most expensive thing one the planet and you would simply smash some poor chickens beak that sell it for millions! i mean... diamonds are like the most sort after thing IRL... its like.... mmm look caviar, LETS THROW IT AT THE CAT!   Now dont get me wrong. i freaking love minecraft but even i can say it gets rediculus! 
whats more about mining...



Waundering around a cave, mining coal in seconds, extracting iron in no time, finding a thing called REDSTONE?!?!? and, has anyone noticed how the void is under the world... void means never ending... so the world has no core... oh i get it all minecraft worlds ar technicly super flat!



now this is the two that really are nutty, The End And the nether. " OH YEAH FIGHT ME BRO COME AT ME DRAGON (?!?!?!) AND YOU TELEPORTING BEASTS!!"  if this where irl i would genuinly jump off a cliff.. but then again i would just get out of my bed...
the nether, i suppose has some logic... i mean its supposed to be the underworld and the underworld is hot hot hot! but zombie pigmen... just... dont...make sense...


                                                                           IF I HIT 5 DIamonds ill do 5 more!
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