Enderman: Don't Look, Don.t Look, OH $h!t I LOOKED AT IT

Blaze: IM GONNA MAKE A FARM *PLACES TORCHES* OH $H!T! Y U SPAWN??

Skeleton: Don't Shoot me! Aww F*CK You shot me!

Creeper: Yeah Buddy *places everything but sword in chest* YOLO!

Spider: Yeah string! OH F*CK *DIES*

Cave Spider: OH $H!T IM GOING ON PEACEFUL

Ghast: Ha you used to scare me lol Oh F*ck

Zombie: I Got This.... Oh $HIT

Zombie Pigmen: Don't look at it, oh wait i can look at it!