NOOB. noob. nooby nooby noob. Noobster, Nobby, nooberina. Theses are all names for a person who is new. Or a beginner.
Noobs are learning, which means that they make mistakes. We were once noobs, but some of us are not and some of us still are. However, recognizing noobs can help not just you but other people! So sit back, grab some popcorn, and absorb information.

There are 5+ types of Noobs. These are the main ones.

1. The Noob
This person is a noob, always asking for help. They are kinda wimpy ( no offense). However, they are usually determined, and someday will achieve their goals.

2. The Denial Noob
This type of noob will not admit to being a noob. They pretend to be experts and sometimes make things up. They will get angry, and lie if yyou accuse them, so be careful. However, they learn quickly. They watch and learn, and copy.

3. Stalker Noob
follows you around and when enemy's show up they just stand there. However, if you try to communicate they can be very helpful
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4. The Idolizing Noob
They always talk about famous people.
ex. some one says "sethbling"
Noob: OMFG i looove sethbling! he is like, so amazing with redstone, and his voice is mesmirizing! ive seen every video,and once I even saw him at the supermarket! it was amazing, he gave me an autograph, and i just looove him!!!
Anyway, there is no way to reason. Just ignore the noob, or if you want to fight, say sethbling sucks.

5. Griefing Noob
Is jealous of your work, so greifs it  and says bad things behind your back. However, try to talk to them, and help them. They might stop.

No offense Sethbling, we all love you.This may have been a bit extreme. None of the things I wrote are true, sethbling is a cool person, people shouldn't be over crazy though.

Anyway, we were all noobs once, and since there will always be noobs, try to recognize them. I hope this helps you. Enjoy!

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