It's time for the article you've been waiting for! An interview with a creeper! Most of you hate them, they kill you're fellow minecrafters, destroy your houses. But why? Because they want to? NEED too? Well this is EPICMAN4242
and SSSsssSSss the creeper! [loosely translated as Boberto]

EPIC: So Boberto, i hear you are a retired creeper?
Boberto: Why yes epic, i am. I dont like all that doo-dahs and crap with the new creepers.
EPIC: such as?
Boberto: The new TNT watches, automatic respawn, and most of all, the new-fangled iexplode.
EPIC: i see, so why do creepers blow up houses?
Boberto: well its a living, why do people kill creepers?
EPIC: Because you blow up our houses.
Boberto: True enough.
EPIC: So what do you do in your spare time?
Boberto: I like to craft tnt and mine redstone.
EPIC: Wait, so creepers are fellow minecrafters?
Boberto: why of course, you just dont know us well enough.
EPIC: one more question, how do creepers explode?
Boberto: Well thats all the time we have!
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