Good luck! Hope you don't get rejected to bad.

Geeky lines:

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

You make my software turn into hardware!

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

You had me at "Hello World."

Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.

My servers never go down... but I do!

My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

Flattering lines:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

Pick-up lines and rejections for girls:

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

Man: I'd really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Hunger Games Lines?:

I would eat poison berries for you.

I would love to see you again - can I get your smoke signal?

I'm really into inter-district dating.

Are you Katniss Everdeen? Because you've got my district in an uprising.

I really want to strike up a conversation, but my breath smells like blood.

Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cause you look like you've got survival skills.

Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself.

We could fall in love... or I could kill you.

Are you a tribute? Because you've been running through my arena of death all day.

Hi, I'm Haymitch. How 'bout you buy me a drink?

Hey sweetie, are you even old enough to be in this place? You don't look a day over 11.

Doctor Who Lines:

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You've stolen both my hearts!

Would you let me be the one to open your Pandorica.

You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves...

Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart.

Are you a Dalek? Cause you've been rolling through my mind all night.

Baby, you just gave me Torchwood.

SEXTERMINATE!!

Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.

I'd like to take you out for texting and scones.

PROCREATE!!

Anime Lines: 

Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!

Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.

All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.

Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

Do they make you in hug pillow?

I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.

I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

Minecraft Lines: 

Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.

You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.

I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky

If you were ore, I'd mine you all night long!

You must be ice, because I've been waiting to pick you up for a long time.

You must be a redstone torch, because you're extending my piston!

Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.

You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.

Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.

You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.

Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.

Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I'm like a zombie and you're like the sun - you light me on fire!

I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.

If your a lawyer with a crush:

Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.

I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.

If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?

When I think of you, I become fully vested.

I've got a precedent that's long and deep.

Lines for girls:

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.

What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.

I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.

Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you.

Want to give me an australian kiss? It's like french kissing, but you're going down under.

Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.

I'm French Horny for your Tromboner.

Disney lines: 

You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

I can take you to infinity and beyond.

Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.

Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.

One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.

I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.

Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.

You are part of the circle of my life.

Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.

I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.

Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?

Gay and lesbian lines:

When I'm around you I can't think straight.

Do you mind if I push in your stool?

Nice butt! What time does it open?

I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!

Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

I'm so GLAAD to have met you!

You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?

It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.

If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?

Yoga lines:

You could bounce a quarter off that asana!

You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.

Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?

There's nothing humble about my warrior.

Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?

That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them?

Wow, you're flexible... I'd love to see what you can do outside of class!

I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!

Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?

Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me!

My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...

Math lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!

My love for you is like pi... never ending.

I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.