Potato Guy (Made with Skin 'Potato Man')
Level 27 : Expert Taco
Posted 08/31/12 7:52:43 pm
Chapter 1: Potato Man's Sad Life.
One day there was a potato a happy big potato, until one day his wife, and son died. He was so upset he didn't leave his house in Potato Inn Here. He just sat on his chair and starred out the window thinking about good times they had. They'd go camping, roast tatomellows and make tmores. It was so good. After they ate it they'd all say "Yummy" Then he remembered the big space ship (Actually a Pot) it scooped the wife and son up from the house (their house is in a cubboard) and took them away. Potato Man heard "OUCH NOT MY SKIN!!!" The mom yelled. "noo help meeee!!!" Yelled the little 4 year old. And then he heard "Aaaah not lava.....!!" And they were gone. He was so sad he just wobbled home crying and wailing. He wished he would've gone, and then he wouldn't be so sad. But now he has to find a new wife and son for he can not cook so he might die of hunger.
Chapter 2: A new Family.
Potato Man stroad along the side walk thinking about his wife and son how they screamed when they were taken away. But he had to forget the bad memory. And sooner or later he found a wife, and son sitting on the street, crying. He went over to them and asked "Whats the matter you two?" and the wife told him that her husband was taken away and her 4 year old needed a man to look up to. So he asked her "May I be your husband?" and she stood up and yelled "NO GET AWAY FREAK!" And they stroad away from him. He sulked all the way home. And finally he got picked up and taken out of his city
"HELP ME SOMEONE HELP PLEASE!!!" he screamed. He got taken out and he say a bright light. There was a spaceship again. "OH no not again" and he was peeled taken off and put into a pile of potatos. he heard someone whisper "daddy is that chu?" his little boy asked quietly "Honey! Son! I missed you two. I thought you were dead." He exclaimed. "We will be soon honey. The people put us in boiling hot water and we die." And before he could answer the person took the big pot of potatos and dumped them into a hot liquid. He heard lots of "Aaaahs! And NOOO!!!'s. And finally he was cooked. He still remembered this time. Even when he was in a stomach.
Hope you liked. I thought it was funny. Pointless even. :P
~Your friend, M0GO.
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