I uh....Had been recently playing mine-craft lately. (No shit)Aaaaand noticed something that scared me shit-less!
The mobs...They where....dead? The Enderman, where covered in splats of red paint! Or...That's what i thought. And so where the dogs.....and so where the creepers, and the cows, and the spiders, and all the other mobs. But, then i went on as if nothing happened. But then... it happened! I met up with a Ghast i had locked up in a cage, and instead of...Meowing? he moaned a little muffle, Brine, it sounded like, Hero, it said then. Evan must have hacked the sound files to say Brian, instead of MEOW. Anywho, I moved on, but then it spoke to me. Don't drink that.....It had said when i was about to take a sip of my newly opened soft drink. i emptied it, and there was red paint on the inside of it! I...then shut off my computer, and ran the fuck out of my dorm, and went to my local Pita Jungle. Yet, I could still hear that painful voice saying don't drink that. I ate something spicy there, and i had to take a shit not too soon after that. Thats when i looked in the mirror and noticed. My pupils had faded an ungraceful white. and my ears where....................cxmn;zlfkx/d No no no no no no non on on on on on on onoonononnonoononxnjbb;okn;lkbn;lcvkbjnk;lcvjbnlkcvjbn;lcvkjbn;lkcvjn;clvkbnjcv;lknj;lcvbknjcv;lbnj

Hello Mortals,
Me again, Wait, before you take a drink of that soda john. How about you hop into mine-craft for a quick second?
Yes, but be sure to.....leave your door to your left open tonight. Ok?