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On July 2nd, 2014, Mojang added a cute new mob revealed the true demon of Minecraft: the Rabbit. Now, I took it to my snapshots profile and hopped on my horse to check the new cuties demons out. Just as I pressed shift to dismount, "CastleCubed was slain by The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog" appeared in chat, and I was back at my base. After recovering my stuff, I noticed red text was revealed on my Jungle Temple base walls. I quickly began taking research notes, and here is what I managed to discover:
There are 8 rabbit clans that work for this killer rabbit, which is the rabbit king. Apparently, he is the evil successor of Dinnerbunny, the first rabbit king who died and went to the mystical Aether of Mo Jang. Now, the clans provide the killer rabbit with player drops and XP essence, which are needed for the mysterious rabbit super weapon bomb to end us.
Why would these cuties be so demonic? Well, back in Alpha, they had a different king, Dinnerbunny. Unlike The Killer Rabbit, Dinnerbunnny had a good will, yet evil spirit, so he never accomplished anything. The rabbits were not seen as villains because of this, and therefore they didn't even bother to try to reveal themselves. This all changed when Dinnerbunny went to the land of Mo Jang forever.
The very day he left, clouds started rolling over to Dinnerbunny's grave. The clouds got darker and darker, and finally pitch black. Then, in the very center of the monstrosity, a lighting blot struck the grave, and where the grave was, stood a white rabbit with scarlet eyes, burning from within. "MUAHAHAHAH" the rabbit exclaimed, "Welcome to Beta!"
The Alpha age was over, and the rabbits were put to working potions and TNT, witches and all of the new mobs to kill you. As time passed, these demons began making more advanced weapons, and more advanced ways to kill you. Right now as I speak and you read, the rabbits aren planning to use your food and resources to create more of themselves, acting as spies. That's why if you find rabbits in your world, encase them in obsidian and use them for food. Make sure to use automation so that they cannot escape. That's just to prevent them from locating you, as obsidian is 100% rabbit proof.
Ok. Enough of this made up junk useful knowledge. Let's sum this up. The real quest of Minecraft isn't the wither boss fight. It isn't the diamond block house. It's killing all of the rabbits, especially the king. It's the end of this blog. It is you showing me support if you enjoyed!
Note: This information is 100% made-up true.
Thank you fellow Minecraftians and Loyal Subscribers for reading! Please show your support if this comedy article made you laugh or smile! I also wouldn't mind a Diamond or a comment, because I value your opinion!
There are 8 rabbit clans that work for this killer rabbit, which is the rabbit king. Apparently, he is the evil successor of Dinnerbunny, the first rabbit king who died and went to the mystical Aether of Mo Jang. Now, the clans provide the killer rabbit with player drops and XP essence, which are needed for the mysterious rabbit super weapon bomb to end us.
Why would these cuties be so demonic? Well, back in Alpha, they had a different king, Dinnerbunny. Unlike The Killer Rabbit, Dinnerbunnny had a good will, yet evil spirit, so he never accomplished anything. The rabbits were not seen as villains because of this, and therefore they didn't even bother to try to reveal themselves. This all changed when Dinnerbunny went to the land of Mo Jang forever.
The very day he left, clouds started rolling over to Dinnerbunny's grave. The clouds got darker and darker, and finally pitch black. Then, in the very center of the monstrosity, a lighting blot struck the grave, and where the grave was, stood a white rabbit with scarlet eyes, burning from within. "MUAHAHAHAH" the rabbit exclaimed, "Welcome to Beta!"
The Alpha age was over, and the rabbits were put to working potions and TNT, witches and all of the new mobs to kill you. As time passed, these demons began making more advanced weapons, and more advanced ways to kill you. Right now as I speak and you read, the rabbits aren planning to use your food and resources to create more of themselves, acting as spies. That's why if you find rabbits in your world, encase them in obsidian and use them for food. Make sure to use automation so that they cannot escape. That's just to prevent them from locating you, as obsidian is 100% rabbit proof.
Ok. Enough of this made up junk useful knowledge. Let's sum this up. The real quest of Minecraft isn't the wither boss fight. It isn't the diamond block house. It's killing all of the rabbits, especially the king. It's the end of this blog. It is you showing me support if you enjoyed!
Note: This information is 100% made-up true.
Thank you fellow Minecraftians and Loyal Subscribers for reading! Please show your support if this comedy article made you laugh or smile! I also wouldn't mind a Diamond or a comment, because I value your opinion!
| Credit | Thanks Mojang for adding rabbits! |
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-Added [POP REEL] to commemorate being on the Pop Reel for 3 days in a row.
-Added some bad jokes
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Oh, also throw a table at Mojang (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Lol nice blog x3 Subby and all my diamonds *dumps bag of diamonds*