Introduction 

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Hello SlimeCraftPBJ here and today, I'm going to talk about the effect April Fools day has had on Minecraft, and I'm not very happy with it. Now before I move on, I can take a joke but this time, it feels as if the joke is repeatedly being told. In other words, I think Mojang went too far on this one did something amazing. (Note: This blog has been set up as a joke in which Villagers edit a blog for April Fools, this can be read seriously, just read the striked out text and ignore what is after it, or as a joke, in which you read both. Happy April Fools! :P)

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Main Blog (Edited By Villager #365)

Today, I started my game expecting the usual April Fools trick. There was a message on the website screen, apparently Villagers from 1.9 beta had become sentient and tampered with the skin servers, therefore we couldn't change skins. I heard a low-tone Villager voice say "Click!" as I pressed the buttons, then it quickly became annoying wonderful  after I joined a server. Everyone's skin had been ripped and replaced with a Villager skin, and the Villager voice I heard earlier was now all over the place. That was when I logged off, and went to write this blog to see what you all thought about this. Personally, I feel that this joke is like all others it's funny the first few times every single time, then it becomes aggravating the best joke ever (which it has because this joke lasts all day). Eventually this is going to give people  headaches the joy of knowing villagers have taken over, I know I'd have it if I played for a while. Why? Because everytime someone steps on a block, said Villager voice blurts out the block name. For example, when near water, you will hear "Water! Water! Water! There is water here!" being spammed. There is a solution, which is turning sound off, but then you won't be able to here block and mob sounds. Now, on to the problem with ripping people's skins. A skin is something that is supposed to show  hide a player's Villager personality and  or what they like and enjoy awesome Villager face so I don't know why people use them, simply for personalization . Mojang ripped skins from users and replaced them. Personally, I don't like everything being the same. It seems strange  wonderful. But again, it is an April Fools joke and the reason Mojang did this is for a laugh not everyone will have  to prove Villagers are the best mob.
Now one thing we may ask is, why Villagers? Well, I'd say Mojang can tell most Minecraft players don't like love this mob, so they used it for their cruel clever April Fools joke. 

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Hope you enjoyed this blog! Tell me what you think in the comments about this trick.

We, the villagers find this blog to be a crime against humanity and remove it as soon as possible. Thank you. All hail villager overlords! -Villager #143