So, guys I haven't written one of these for a while, and I figured I should write a blog before anyone forgets me! (They already have?) Anyways, for blog NUMBAH three I'm going to tell everyone why server updates suck. Well, you may be thinking, "What, server updates only make stuff better!" But sometimes they don't. I'm not going to tell the name of this server, but if anyone catches on, be sure to drop their staff a hint. Anywayzzzz, this is a zombie apocalypse server, it always stays night, zombies come in huge hordes, and there are factions. This used to be amazing, but zombies also dropped paper, "money," as it was not sent to your inventory, but a sort of bank thing. There were also jobs, so you could get the soldier job and get more money from killing zombies. Both of these were taken away. Now children, you may be thinking, "Then how do people get money, Mr. Cyb0rg?" I'll tell ya in a minute children, GAWD, let me tell the story. By collecting 10 rotten flesh, you could sell them for $5 in game money. Until the prices were seriously jacked up when a new shop came out and the old shop was impossible to get to. Until it wasn't... We had set our base near the old shop, and diamonds cost $100 there, but at the new shop, you could sell them for $250. Obviously my friends and me took charge and owned this glitch, keeping it a total secret, sorta. Until... "Why do you keep saying that, Mr. Cyb0rg?" SHUT UP, CHILDREN! Until someone found out (I told them, they were a poor hobo 4 year old.) and the staff learned of it, and the old shop was destroyed. Foiled again, but we're gonna find a new way to take charge of the money soon, just you wait...

Hope you guys enjoyed my rant/story and, diamond/favorite/comment/subscribetome for the sake of.. um... Burrritos.