So I'm playing skyblock.


And me, never playing skyblock before, decide to get a friend and start playing. Sounds good right? Wrong. It was literally the biggest fail of my life. So I am going to write this so that all you fellow skyblock n00bs don’t fail hard like me.


            So Katlyn and I are playing and we have no idea how to start this. We decide to dig out the dirt and replace it all on the same level. As you skyblock pros know, that’s not how you’re supposed to do it. We think that we are doing pretty good and decide to get a cobble generator going.


            Now me, being the genius that I am, fail horribly at making these as I was corrected by my friend Leo in the remake of our skyblock adventures. I made a cross and put the lava in the top part and then poured water into the other four squares to make the cobble. It works but it was slow as hell.


            This generator causes so many problems though. Now have in mind that our island is maybe a 9x9 max (because what n00b thinks to expand?). Our whole island is dirt so the saplings are placed all over the island. This also causes many problems. Let’s discuss some of those problems shall we?


            With our island being 9x9 that’s not a lot of space. So the saplings are surrounding the cobble generator. With that being said, to make the cobble you have to place and catch the water fast so that it doesn’t wash away the saplings. Well Katlyn’s not good at that. So I am mostly in charge of cobble. But I have other things to do for the island that Katlyn refuses to do. So again I be the genius and put fence posts around the generator to keep the water in. Think that’s a good idea? Well you shouldn’t.


            By this time our tree farm is pretty legit and Katlyn built us a tiny shack to hold our stuff. Well to make this long story slightly shorter, the fence posts caught on fire. That’s all fun and not a big deal until you realize that one of those big oak trees has grown over top of it. Big deal. So the big trees on fire all the other trees are catching on fire and then the house catches on fire. So basically our entire island is a fiery world of flames.


            So just about everything burns down, including me.


            Well that’s all I have to say at the moment. I will be posting more of these in the near future so be sure to check back for more.