Kylo Ren walked down the long hallway of the First Order Base on Yavin 4. "Sir, I can explain," General Hux said softly. "Where is FN-2187?" Kylo Ren said. "He's...he's in training with Captain Phasma," General Hux said. "Good, he's our most promising Stormtrooper yet," Kylo Ren said eagerly. "Supreme Leader Snoke is on transmission, and is requesting you," General Hux said. "Thank you general," Kylo Ren said. Kylo Ren walked into the transmission room. It was dark, quiet and stinky. "Supreme Leader, you called?" Kylo Ren said. "Yes, it's important," Supreme Leader said, "we need another weapon, and by weapon, I mean a Starkiller," Supreme Leader Snoke said. "Another Death Star?" Kylo Ren said. "No, fourty times bigger, same purpose," Supreme Leader Snoke said. "Okay, I will get on it," Kylo Ren said. "Good, we must destroy the Resistance!"

Rey was a promising scavenger, to Unkar Plutt of course. Rey walked closer to Unkar Plutt's trading post in the Nima Outpost. Rey put down a fragment of a hyperdrive. "What you have brought me is worth, I'll say one portion," Unkar said. "Is it worth more? You can repair that old garbage ship," Rey said. "Well, yes. I'll give you, four portions," Unkar said. Yes, finally more than a quarter portion!

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