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i speak for all mobs when i say this, STOP ANIMAL CRULELITY, in minecraft you could become a vegetarian and eat villagers crops, don't hurt the cute little piggies, and don't beat the creepers. you can eat apples and bread for your entire minecraft-life be a man, a vegetarian man and don't hurt no more mobs in minecraft because thats mean, fish is Ok they don't count because you cant see them, also squids who loves them.
if you hate having creepers kill you its simple, below
news from mob talker {read in snobbywhite girl voice} : "hey, its like so boring in here, like download us so we can party, yah!!!"
and now what the mobs have to say.
is it my turn, it is, oh ok, um hi you guy's im just letting you know... ah whom am i kidding...*huff*...you stupid #!@#$#$, i dislike all you humans, everyday i lose 123,988,394... can you all just kill some spiders or something to get wool, i mean i lost my wife to a little maid lady, and i lost my son to a creeper because one of ya'll faught to close to me...ugh, what happened... whats with that face why are you all laughing, stop it...wait no, please no...auggggghhhhhhhh...now 123,988,395 sheep are killed today.
{read like donkey from "shrek"}OK,OK, no i got something to say, you stupid humans any the s*** out of me i mean, you always right-click my back trying to hop on me...and then you ride me for 10 day then another horse comes along that is black or white and ya'll KILL ME, for some leather and some meatthat'sashamed. ok im ready to go now forget all ya'll {(this part wast tooken out considering the horse said "players")}
Hey chicken mob here, I'm tired of yaw so called "players" beating my kind and using us for food
i mean yaw can kill them other mobs, like cows and piggies, so please stop spanking my a** and stop stealing my eggs. to make yo, nasty cake. yuck, nasty humans.
mooshroom in the house ya'll... ok ok im getting lots of no visitors in my land so, this is what were gonna do you guys get some seeds and come kill us for ya'll meat... because we are so tired of fungus in are back, i feel so sick... oh wait the fungus is a part of us of well... wait, no wait... WAIT...augghhhh!!!!
hey, oink, leave me alone you giant jerk-faces, i am fat and snobby but yaw can understand to leave me alone so pleas stop making me become extinct. hmmf no more.
if you hate having creepers kill you its simple, below
news from mob talker {read in snobbywhite girl voice} : "hey, its like so boring in here, like download us so we can party, yah!!!"
and now what the mobs have to say.
sheep mob
is it my turn, it is, oh ok, um hi you guy's im just letting you know... ah whom am i kidding...*huff*...you stupid #!@#$#$, i dislike all you humans, everyday i lose 123,988,394... can you all just kill some spiders or something to get wool, i mean i lost my wife to a little maid lady, and i lost my son to a creeper because one of ya'll faught to close to me...ugh, what happened... whats with that face why are you all laughing, stop it...wait no, please no...auggggghhhhhhhh...now 123,988,395 sheep are killed today.horse mob
{read like donkey from "shrek"}OK,OK, no i got something to say, you stupid humans any the s*** out of me i mean, you always right-click my back trying to hop on me...and then you ride me for 10 day then another horse comes along that is black or white and ya'll KILL ME, for some leather and some meatthat'sashamed. ok im ready to go now forget all ya'll {(this part wast tooken out considering the horse said "players")}chicken mob
Hey chicken mob here, I'm tired of yaw so called "players" beating my kind and using us for foodi mean yaw can kill them other mobs, like cows and piggies, so please stop spanking my a** and stop stealing my eggs. to make yo, nasty cake. yuck, nasty humans.
cow mob
mooshroom in the house ya'll... ok ok im getting lots of no visitors in my land so, this is what were gonna do you guys get some seeds and come kill us for ya'll meat... because we are so tired of fungus in are back, i feel so sick... oh wait the fungus is a part of us of well... wait, no wait... WAIT...augghhhh!!!!pig mob
hey, oink, leave me alone you giant jerk-faces, i am fat and snobby but yaw can understand to leave me alone so pleas stop making me become extinct. hmmf no more. | Tags |
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Update #1 : by Monster and Men 09/14/2013 8:47:47 pmSep 14th, 2013
newly added mobs and longer scripts ... also fixed pig photo
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*Puts gun to head*
*Decides to live life, go on for another day*
*Sees this post*
*Runs as fast as he can, gasping for air, to his gun. Hoping he doesn't have to live another moment with the lingering thought of this post in his head*
*He whispers "I'm sorry..." as he pulls the trigger and his brains are splattered on to the wall.*
Eat all the meat!
Burn all the wheat!
this is funny
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