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Supply Teachers
Supply Teachers
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Supply Teachers -
Don't look at me like that.
Yeah - I said it. "Supply Teachers"
*GASP*
If you're lucky, you won't know the feeling of coming face to face with one of these vicious creatures. Their ignorance to the students and the usual rule, their lack of control over the class and the boring, repetitive textbook work that you've already completed 7 times. These are the signs of a supply teacher.

I mean, you MIGHT be lucky and have a really cool Sub (If you don't know school slang, that means Substitute Teacher) They might be super fun and generally a better teacher than you're usual buuuut 99.99% they're not.

Can somebody please explain why pretty much ALL the girls in my classes have a crush on our male substitute teacher? Bleugh.

In case you've never had the burden of dealing with a sub, then here's one of my stories, imagine this:

You're sitting in class, and you're writing with you're specially made left handed pen. (Ayyy my fellow lefties) Your best friend next to you wants to know how to hold it so you show them how to grip the pen. Your supply teacher happens to see you utter one word of your explanation and marches over to you.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING? I SAID NO TALKING!"

"I'm - I'm showing my friend how to hold a pen..."

"THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!" Then she carries on yelling and blabbering on while you sit there, trying not to laugh. At the end of it all, she issues you an after school detention.

You tell her that you could do the detention tomorrow because you had a family occasion to attend to but then she starts to lecture you again about you need to learn not to talk. Every time you open your mouth to protest, she adds 30 mins to the detention.

[Insert Meme Rage Face here]

They're so freaking frustrating.

Sometimes they're plain funny -
We had a Maths Sub who would yell at us whenever we corrected him. Like - come on, it's your job to do things right pretty much. Then somebody phoned him and he pulled out a bright orange Nokia Brick. NO JOKE. Then when we asked him about it, he started yelling again.

So leave a comment down below about your stories to let me know if you enjoyed! If you're a ninja, leave a diamond to tell me that it was good, and of course - if you're a teddy bear, leave a favourite to show that you can relate and show your appreciation. These blogs take ages to write up, edit and layout so please gimme a SUB-scribe (See what I did there? ;) if you want more!

- N :)
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I apologise for any grammar or spelling issues in the picture version and / or the written version. I also apologise if this offended anybody.

- N :)
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12/18/2016 5:56 pm
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Eli the Zeratoed
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That's actually very true! Some Subs are just clearly wanting a paycheck. I mean seriously; why do a job you despise when you could go work somewhere you like? Sure, it's to pay off loans, taxes, and other crap you'll have to face in Adulthood, but these people clearly have Bachelor's, Doctorate and/or Master Degrees (Yes, to become a Teacher, you clearly need one of those) for crying out loud! There's so many good jobs you could do! ...I digress. One time, a sub for one of my Art Classes (Can't remember which grade) just read the entire paper of notes that was given by the real teacher, and sat there on the computer the entire time. Some even spam notes at you, time after time, not giving a crap! Just... Why?

But still, besides my digressing and nonstop babble, I thought this blog was really creative! The drawings were cute, and I liked how you wrote it out on a Photo/Word program. It adds a lot of flare, and I haven't seen a lot of them during the blue period of PMC blogs that we're going through. The only nitpick is that the grammar was weird (Yes, I read the disclaimer, and I'm not naïve to that). I think the "you're" and "their" in a few of your sentences should be reversed, but I don't blame you. Heck, I remember when I was a youngster, I spelled "Custom" and "Sword" wrong. No worries, I may be a grammar nut, but it's understandable. I'll shut up about the grammar and just enjoy the blog as it is. Well done! :D
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12/19/2016 1:32 pm
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Enn
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Haha you're so right :D

I'm usually on point with grammar because I'm that one person who corrects people on YouTube about that stuff. I was a little worn out while writing this blog so y'know, because I'm lazy I didn't check it properly... Haha, I might re-edit it if I get the time!

I appreciate that you like the time it takes to edit on the program I used haha.
You da best x3
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12/19/2016 3:47 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
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Oh wow! Thanks! I think you should make more of these, because they're pretty dang funny and true at the same time! My guess is that school or something made you tuckered out? I dunno. But seriously, I think you deserve a Sub from me! You know, I rarely sub or diamond others because they need to be worthy and all that stuffs, but nonetheless, I think you're worthy of the Majestic Sub of Eli! Cheers! <3
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12/19/2016 4:13 pm
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Enn
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Yeah, just broke up from school and the tiredness just kicked in, haha. I'm super grateful for that sub and diamond ^-^ MAJESTIC YASSS

And thanks, that's my aim - to make these blogs funny ^-^
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12/20/2016 3:31 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Professor
Eli the Zeratoed
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I knew it! I actually did an experiment seeing which breakfast keeps me up more (Waffles vs Ice Cream), and ice cream (Yes, vanilla ice cream!) kept me up more. Probably because it doesn't have carbs? I have no idea. :T Try that and see if it keeps you awake! xD

Oh, and no problem! I gotta agree, your blogs are hilarious! :D I think you're getting somewhere with your blogging skills! Just believe in yourself and never give up! And don't forget to learn from mistakes, because you will improve and reach success! :3
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12/30/2016 3:34 pm
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Enn
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Thank you for the advice and the compliments ! ^-^

i now have an excuse to eat vanilla ice cream :3
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12/18/2016 4:25 pm
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Melancholism
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Once I had this male substitute and he was like, messed up or something
he was reading us this little book (with like, only 2 full pages) like we were 4 years old. We took 45 minutes to read that book because after EVERY sentence he would literally be like, "what does this sentence mean?"
It was friggin' annoying.
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12/19/2016 1:29 pm
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Enn
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Lmfao, I can imagine that rip xD
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12/18/2016 12:48 pm
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Gealx3
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I wonder how these teachers behaved when they were younger. Like why do they think they can just come in and give some students a bad time. Do they know they're going to be hated and have crap said behind their back by the students?
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12/19/2016 1:29 pm
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Enn
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YES, THAT'S SO TRUE.
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