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G: Greetings ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Tea Time with Grampton Beffufftlefumptinshire! I'm your host with the eponymous name, and today we have the privilage of interviewing ms. DashLash. How are you this morning, DashLash?
D: I'm quite lovely. And you?
G: Oh, I'm doing fantastic! So what got you into Planet Minecraft?
D: Well you see when I first started skinning I thought my skins were absolutely magnificent (they really weren't) and I wanted to share them with the world, so I searched for skinning websites and fell in love with PMC. That's pretty much what got me here today.
G: Sounds like quite the journey. So, do you play any games besides Minecraft?
D: Eh, I've tried other games. I've never liked any of them as much as I love Minecraft though.
G: I can respect that. So, why do you call yourself DashLash?
D: My name in real life is Odessa, and people call me Dess for short. My friend was talking in this really awkward voice one day, and it made the name Dess sound like Dash, sooo Dash stuck, I guess. Lash comes from my last name, so we put it together and got DashLash.
G: Cool! I like it! So now as per tradition, I'll ask you some unusual questions. Before we begin, how are you liking the tea?
D: Haha, thank you. Unusual questions are cool with me. And the tea is magnificent.
G: Good! So, to start, have you ever eaten a fellow human?
D: Mwahahahahaahahahahahah no.
G: Mwahahahahahhahahah OK. So, would you ever consider cannibalism?
D: Noooooooooo haha. I would eat rocks before even thinking about eating another human.
G: Did you hear that ladies and gentlemen?! THE DashLash has just admitted to prefering rocks to humans!
*Auidance gasps*
I know right?! Wierd. So, what kind of television shows do you enjot watching, if you enjoy television at all that is.
D: Hahah. I actually don't watch TV, I don't have the attention span for it.
G: I can relate to that. Only certain shows can hold the attention of the great Grampton Beffufftlefumptinshire! Like Antique Roadshow, for instance. That show is full of raw thrills! So, if you don't mind my asking, what is it that you do when you aren't skinning for the PMC?
D: Weeeeeeell, I am very much into figure skating. I compete on a synchronized team at the intermediate level, and I compete solo at the novice level. I skate six days a week for at least two hours (usually more) a day, so it's basically my whole life.
G: Thats pretty cool. What, may I ask, is your flavourite colour?
D: Redddddd. I absolutely love the color red, and I have no idea why.
G: Perhaps it reminds you of the blood of your fallen enemies?
D: Exactly, yes.
G: Mmmhmm. Well that is all the time we have for this interview. Anything you'd like to say to your audiance?
D: You stay classy, San Diego.
I did not steal that from a Ron Burgundy movie
G: I Googled it, and I think you are a lier. Well there you have it folks! Go ahead and Subscribe to DashLash for some fantastic skins. If you enjoyed this interview, why not send a diamond my way, or even subscribe if you want to see more. This is your host, Grampton Beffufftlefumptinshire, and stay classy Planet Minecraft!
D: I'm quite lovely. And you?
G: Oh, I'm doing fantastic! So what got you into Planet Minecraft?
D: Well you see when I first started skinning I thought my skins were absolutely magnificent (they really weren't) and I wanted to share them with the world, so I searched for skinning websites and fell in love with PMC. That's pretty much what got me here today.
G: Sounds like quite the journey. So, do you play any games besides Minecraft?
D: Eh, I've tried other games. I've never liked any of them as much as I love Minecraft though.
G: I can respect that. So, why do you call yourself DashLash?
D: My name in real life is Odessa, and people call me Dess for short. My friend was talking in this really awkward voice one day, and it made the name Dess sound like Dash, sooo Dash stuck, I guess. Lash comes from my last name, so we put it together and got DashLash.
G: Cool! I like it! So now as per tradition, I'll ask you some unusual questions. Before we begin, how are you liking the tea?
D: Haha, thank you. Unusual questions are cool with me. And the tea is magnificent.
G: Good! So, to start, have you ever eaten a fellow human?
D: Mwahahahahaahahahahahah no.
G: Mwahahahahahhahahah OK. So, would you ever consider cannibalism?
D: Noooooooooo haha. I would eat rocks before even thinking about eating another human.
G: Did you hear that ladies and gentlemen?! THE DashLash has just admitted to prefering rocks to humans!
*Auidance gasps*
I know right?! Wierd. So, what kind of television shows do you enjot watching, if you enjoy television at all that is.
D: Hahah. I actually don't watch TV, I don't have the attention span for it.
G: I can relate to that. Only certain shows can hold the attention of the great Grampton Beffufftlefumptinshire! Like Antique Roadshow, for instance. That show is full of raw thrills! So, if you don't mind my asking, what is it that you do when you aren't skinning for the PMC?
D: Weeeeeeell, I am very much into figure skating. I compete on a synchronized team at the intermediate level, and I compete solo at the novice level. I skate six days a week for at least two hours (usually more) a day, so it's basically my whole life.
G: Thats pretty cool. What, may I ask, is your flavourite colour?
D: Redddddd. I absolutely love the color red, and I have no idea why.
G: Perhaps it reminds you of the blood of your fallen enemies?
D: Exactly, yes.
G: Mmmhmm. Well that is all the time we have for this interview. Anything you'd like to say to your audiance?
D: You stay classy, San Diego.
I did not steal that from a Ron Burgundy movie
G: I Googled it, and I think you are a lier. Well there you have it folks! Go ahead and Subscribe to DashLash for some fantastic skins. If you enjoyed this interview, why not send a diamond my way, or even subscribe if you want to see more. This is your host, Grampton Beffufftlefumptinshire, and stay classy Planet Minecraft!
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