Now, let me answer your first statement: Yes, I am aware this has been done to death. Yes, I am aware people have done it much better than I have. But that doesn't mean I can't take a shot at it, right?

Also, the angles of the skins shown in the title card look awful and don't do these skins any justice. If you want to see them in their true glory, check out the links below:

Scout (skin) (BLU version) (reference)
Soldier (skin) (BLU version) (reference)
Pyro (skin) (BLU version) (reference)
Demoman (skin) (BLU version) (reference)
Heavy (skin) (BLU version) (reference)
Engineer (skin) (BLU version) (reference)
Medic (skin) (BLU version) (reference)
Sniper (skin) (BLU version) (reference)
Spy (skin) (BLU version) (reference)