Hello and welcome to my new blog series! I will be posting these around once a week. These stories are pretty much about the chaos that happens in pmc chat. If you don't frequent the chat rooms already then you really should. We have all sorts of fun adventures together. Well here we go!

I was on my journey to the land known as the pmc chat rooms. This land is very hostile to any unprepared traveler. Luckily as a purple alien space toaster I am easily able to survive the harsh conditions. The wildlife however, is a different story. The creatures here can kill you in a minute.

As I was wondering through the forests I came across a rare species, known as the candlebor. This species is endangered and will attack on sight. The candlebor needs to eat a lot in order to survive the winter. After winter it makes a great journey to this very spot to mate. As I am watching him a second male candlebor comes out from the brush. The two start a dominance display, before quickly charging at each other. It is the mating season and the male candlebor must fight for the right to mate. The first candlebor that I spotted has won the battle and finds a female candlebor. The female candlebor can lay up to 50 eggs in her lifetime. Only 1/5 of these eggs will survive to adulthood. As I am following the two candlebor's I come across a chatnoob, this little freak is using it's annoying call. It goes, "JOIN MAH SERVAH ERMAHGERD U GUHS R DUM JUIN MAH SERVAH!" Luckily a noob hunter known as missmarifire quickly kills the chatnoob with her axe.

A month later I find the same female candlebor. Her eggs are hatching and little candlets are appearing. These creatures need to stay with their mother in order to survive. Of course most of them will die before the first winter. The candlet's main source of food are lions and small children. Of course chatnoobs are a real treat. Once the candlet Get's about 3 feet tall it hunts on it's own. It will find small children or a wild Dollars and hunt them.

The candlet has many predators in this hostile land. Moderators are it's main concern as they hunt the little candlets for their skin and meat. Another dangerous predator are members of it's own species. Candlebalism is very common among the candlebors. I am following the candlets just as they hunt and kill a wild Dollars. They have to keep their guard up because predators will try and steal the kill. Just as they are about to finish the meal, a wild The_Adam_Bomb appears and attacks them. Only one of the five candlets survive the attack.

Two months have passed and only 1 candlet is left. He is now an adult candlebor. Adult candlebors are very hard to take down. Only males of the same species will dare to take on another candlebor. This candlebor must make the same journey his father made, in order to ensure his genes get passed down to the next generation. For the chat room is a very dangerous place, and only the toughest can survive. Afterwords Paril comes down and bans him for not eating his vegetables.

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