With dsh's girly screams still ringing in my head I charge forward at the Urghast. It rears it's ugly head , and rained sulfur down upon me. I ran frantically underneath an awning to shield myself from his molten poo.
"Dsh get out of the way," I scream. "Your going to die..."
But it was already too late. The magic of the lag was already upon him, and there was nothing I could do to stop it. The last thing I saw before his end was the scoop of a mighty tentacle. The Urghast had ended his life.
"Darn you, you killed my friend," I yelled as I charged the Urghast. It shrieked, roaring its own battle cry as we rushed forth to meet each other in the final battle. I attacked at its flailing arms, hacking each one off with ease. It soon realized it couldn't win. It tried to run, it tried to hide, it even tried to break on through to the other side of the world. But alas, he could not. I shot the final arrow which would end his life. He exploded into a million tiny little pieces leaving behind a few measly treasures, with one exception. He left his own head, The Trophy of the Urghast.
"You are no more you heartless monster," I said solemnly. "You may have taken my friend, but I took your soul."

It was a lonely trip back home. As I passed all the castles we conquered, all the trees we cut down it was all I could not to break down. But, I had to get out of that place and make my way back home. After hours of journeying I finally made it to the portal home.
"Good bye world, I'm glad not to ever see you again," I said. "You took my dear companion, and now I am left to complete this journey alone."
I jumped in and the first thing I was greeted with was the outstanding number of monkeys who had made our island their home since we last left. It was daunting task to clean up the giant piles of monkey dung, and banana peels. But that would have to be saved for a later date.
I got to putting up our various treasures we had acquired. Once I had emptied our coffers and backpacks there was one last thing left, the Urghast trophy. I spent a long time looking at, deciding whether I should destroy it or keep as some sort of sick reward. In the end I decided to keep it,and put it on my wall to remember an old friend. I sat down enjoying the silence when...
*Knock* *Knock*

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