Our heroes are now heading north, looking for land. They relized that simon and lewis were famous on the pigtubes and they just starred at each other. Then they started laughing. About ten minutes later they saw a small log house. It was getting dark and they decided to go in. It had a bed, some wool, a stone pick and shovel, and i torchlight. John slept in the bed while Eric farted to stay warm. They were in the poo. In the morning, there was a man standing right next to them. His name was austin, and he had a iron axe. They both screamed and john crapped his pants. Austin, the mysterious man, said this "Hey i am not going to kill you, but i think i know who you are.... are you lady gaga and maddona having a affair? "NO!!! HOW WOULD YOU GET THAT IDEA?' said Eric. Then they slapped Austin in the face. John noticed something funny, they were flying into space.