this is my first evar story! :D it takes place in 2015 where SOPA AND PIPA try killing off minecraft, but Jimmeh009 saves the day, and becomes a superstar internet meme... this is his story.

introduction :

this is not a true story btw, its just for pure fun! :D but who knows? it may happen. one day. enjoy.

ALSO this is spoken as it has happened already, this character is talking about the PAST ;) - Rage


backstory :

The year is 2015, all is lost for the internet but minecraft, sopa and pipa wiped out the whole of the internet but notch and mojang's saftey software stopped sopa from deleting and destroying the java and minecraft world files. there is only one server left in the whole community of any website or online game, it only has 9000 slots. this is the story of how one survivor Jimmeh009 (not a real user!) saves the internet and becomes an instant internet meme, and hero... enjoy....

CHAPTER 1 : LOST, PLANET MINECRAFT IS LOST!

This is my story, this is how me, a minecraft premium user got from newbie rank to a hero - Jimmeh009

It started 2012 sometime around november? i think, it was so long ago now, i can't remember much, since sopa took over the internet as they managed to escape the "shadows" and close down all websites and online game servers...

It was a sunday, no..a saturday, look, it was a day, ok!? anyway, i logged on to minecraft not knowing what was to come...i tried joining my best friends server, but when i logged on, i was immediatly BANNED. the message upon me read :

"BANNED BY SOPA, TOUGH LUCK, KIDDO! THE WEB IS OURS." - SOPA

I was gob-smacked, i was upset, as i knew every other website was closed...minecraft was the one they needed to destroy. I thought to myself that this was all a dream, so i smashed my head down on my keyboard and yelled

"FACEPALM!"...hmm, not a dream... for god-"

i looked up on the screen, i must of hit the internet by mistake and it brung me to planet minecraft (PMC) and the main homepage, had a huge message saying :

Im sorry, all of PMC is shutdown, forever. but click here to find out more - administrators

I was now scared. proper scared! but i clicked on the link and it came up a list full of servers, down the sides of each server name, showed the umm, online status, thats it! i remember now!! so anyway, i looked up and down and the online statuses were un-available, except one... i clicked to see more about this online server but the internet was still blocking me when i tried to accsess some sites, as youtube was down, i had no help on how to fix this!! but i kept trying and i managed to get in! :D i was so happeh! i read the description, it read :

THIS IS THE ONLY SERVER LEFT ON THE INTERNET, TO ACCESS IT YOU MUST REMOVED BY SOPA AND PIPA! AND THAT IS HOW TO GET IN, YOU MUST TRAVEL FROM THE WARZONES TO THE LAG CASTLE AND HIT THE BLOCK OF GOLD. 90,000,000 PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO DO SO, BUT WERE KILLED BY THE SOPA GUARDS ALONG THE WAY, THERE ARE SOPA SPIES EVERYWHERE MONITORING OUR SERVER, SO BE CAREFUL WHO YOU TALK TO, IF YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE PERMA-BANNED...! HIT THE BLOCK, WE MUST REACH OVER 9000000,000000,00000 HITS TO SAVE MINECRAFT AND THEN WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO FIGHT BACK AND REMOVED BY SOPA AND PIPA! So careful, please survive, we need you! :D

thanks - UNKOWN PLAYER

I thought to myself that i needed to get there, i was shocked that there was a way to save this place... but i didn't know it would be ME.

TO BE CONTINUED!! D: