The Sinner's Poem(s)

Published Jul 24th, 2016, 7/24/16 7:48 am

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AkirAssasin
Level 34 : Artisan Ninja

Setting: A stone fortress in a faction server. Four players are sitting in minecarts surrounding a dangerously placed fire.

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Gather around the fire, clanmates. Let me tell you a story…

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
You don't like a story? What about a poem?

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Great, anything to make you all listen to this old veteran here…

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Ahem. Get the drums going, please.

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
The traveller is tired;
his journey's getting plain.
He can't remember how much shots he'd fired
how many people he had slain.

< DESTROYER | YOLOMAN54789LOL >
Minecraft doesn't have guns…

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Shhh. It's not Minecraft. He's not playing it yet.

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
He wishes to settle down,
perhaps somewhere calm and peaceful.
Finally he found a town
free for him to express his soul.

< DESTROYER | xzXZXx_MLG_xXZXxz >
Is he in Minecraft now?

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
No, he's playing it illegally. Can I continue the poem?

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
But it was soon
that his deviousness began to itch.
The lonely, haunting noon
made the traveller flip his switch.

< DESTROYER | YOLOMAN54789LOL >
So he went to kill villagers?

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Who's the one doing the talking? Keep quiet.

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
He wipes his slate all clean
and paid his price for the gate.
New horizons could be seen
the devil in him couldn't wait.

< DESTROYER | YourWaifu >
*breathing intensifies*

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Oh, the houses he flooded.
The wood skyscrapers he burned.
He joins factions hooded
and when the time was right, turned.

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
His cunning tales spread
and drew a group, like-minded.
They share their loaves of bread
and the newbies they grinded.

< DESTROYER | YourWaifu >
Ouch, that's bad of him.

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Shhh. Don't speak of him here.

< DESTROYER | superSWAGaming >
why lol

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
You'll know soon.

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Eventually he realised
that he threw away his peace.
Regretting, he remised
told himself that he'll cease.

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Hey, don't go! The story is not finished yet! Sit!

< DESTROYER | AkirAssasin >
Back to his old calm home.
In solitude, he crafted.
For a long time, he built his Rome
the branches of his city, he grafted.

xzXZXx_MLG_xXZXxz was slain by Reaper

superSWAGaming was slain by Reaper

YourWaifu was slain by Ghost using Godly Fish

< Trinity | Ghost >
thx for listening get lost

< Trinity | Reaper >
while you all sat there we made your base into hell have fun

< Trinity | AkirAssasin >
AYY LMAO GIT REKT M8 LOLOLOL

< DESTROYER | YOLOMAN54789LOL >
You... what have you done, you traitor!

< Trinity | AkirAssasin >
What have I done? I'm playing Minecraft!

< DESTROYER | YOLOMAN54789LOL >
That's not what it means to be a Minecrafter! You don't destroy!

< Trinity | AkirAssasin >
But to be able to create, you'll need space to do so. And how do you get that space?

< Trinity | Reaper >
stop spouting nonsense

< Trinity | AkirAssasin >
You mine! It's in the name. What I'm doing

< Trinity | Reaper >
*we're

< Trinity | AkirAssasin >
What we're doing is mining YOU! So we get space and resources to build! It's part of the game.

< Trinity | AkirAssasin >
Heck, you mine from inside the caves, so we mine from inside your faction!

YOLOMAN54789LOL left the server

< Trinity | Ghost >
what we gon do with dis fat land bro

< Trinity | AkirAssasin >
what we gon do? we gon trap their f home bro

< Trinity | Ghost >
gud idea bro wat trap

< Trinity | AkirAssasin >
mah trademark arrow sentry

< Trinity | Reaper >
that's going to make a killing man what's the kill count so far

< Trinity | Ghost >
crap did you close the nether portal before coming

< Trinity | AkirAssasin >
it's my portal, it self-closes lol