What if...? What if... WHAT IF WE...!

I'm pretty sure that EVERY SINGLE HUMAN IN THE WORLD HAS SAID THIS AT LEAST ONCE... correct me if I am mistaken. It's common to say, "What if," if you are not completely sure something will go right. But that's not what we are talking about here. These "What if's" are situational, and might tend to freak you out with creativity and, well... Awfulness. So here it is!



SCENARIO NUMBA ONE!

Death from air.



What if... Scientists have invented a new type of fan for air conditioning. They need some people to test it out in their homes. As the usual "Curious" person you are, you decide to be one of those 'testers.' While you get it running, a terrible error in the circuitry happens, and the fan begins to suck air in like a tornado would. You, thinking it would feel AMAZING, stick your head into the direct flow of air going through the fan. Unfortunately, when you try to breath, you can't, because all of the air is being sucked out of your lungs. You cannot pull your head back either, because the force of the air is too strong. So there, you suffocate.



SCENARIO NUMBA TWO!

Death from Fizz.



What if... You drank 4 liters of soda (preferably CocaCola), and then stupidly went on a spinning rollercoaster for a dare that your friends gave you. After the ride is over, your stomach is churning, and forming 1 big gas bubble. About 2 minutes later, you burp, or, well, belch, so much that your organs get ejected our of your mouth and onto the ground. And there you die.



SCENARIO NUMBA THREE!

Between a rock and a hard place.



What if... you ate more than 50 Jolly Ranchers under 2 minutes, and your stomach turned into a hard plastic sack because of the hardened sugar.



SCENARIO NUMBA FOUR!

What if... A famous Hollywood star wanted you to sign on the dotted line for you to get his autograph. When you pick up the pen, you get electrocuted, and fall to the side of the road, and get run over by a semi-truck.



That's it. Think about it. Let it dwell in your brain that this could possibly happen (about a 0.1% chance). What if that 0.1% was you?

*Don't try this at home, please.*



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