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Top ten causes of death in minecraft.

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Level 25 : Expert Demolitionist
Posted 07/25/12 8:20:11 pm , last updated: 10/28/12 7:45:21 pm
07/25/12

1. Lava - YAY DIAMOND!!! (digs up) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

2. Creepers - That'sss a very niccce everything you have there...BOOM

3. Falling - Steve no longer has working legs...

4. PVP - u were slain by (player name) U MAD?!

5. Skeleton - The wusses of minecraft

6. Zombies - "moan"

7. Blazes - you see three balls of fire. The next thing you see is...nothing.

8. Traps - The killers of the noob world.

9. Ghasts - Aww ghasts y u no be happy? "sniff" "because, DIE STEVE!

10. Gravel and sand - no just NO!





Thanks for reading! From ~Squash

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gogobebe2
Level 17
Journeyman Spleefer
November 3, 2012, 10:49 am

awesome

That One Guy73
Level 12
Journeyman Cake
October 28, 2012, 3:56 pm

NO JUST NO! Lawl

Timeken
Level 34
Artisan Artist
October 18, 2012, 3:57 am

This is so true xD

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
October 18, 2012, 9:31 am

lol thnx Diamond and sub?

Timeken
Level 34
Artisan Artist
October 18, 2012, 9:16 pm

Here is your diamond.

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
October 19, 2012, 2:13 am

ty

Momo_Mccloud16201
Level 23
Expert Skinner
October 15, 2012, 1:43 am

you can add GRAVEL AND SAND!

Silver_Wolf1
Level 11
Journeyman Unicorn
October 7, 2012, 6:18 pm

You guys should check out my skins and stuff and i think the ghast one and the gravel one are so funny


 

watermelon24
Level 1
New Crafter
October 13, 2012, 8:04 am

when did u send this

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
October 10, 2012, 9:52 am

Thanx

banjoman42
Level 10
Journeyman Engineer
October 7, 2012, 5:39 pm

I always die when im trying to swim across a river and a skeleton shoots me and i cant get away fast enough

clonecalebpt
Level 14
Journeyman Pokemon
September 28, 2012, 12:34 pm

I fell in lava in the nether no potions did not die iron armor full chickin nugets

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
September 28, 2012, 12:56 pm

Ok.

clonecalebpt
Level 14
Journeyman Pokemon
September 28, 2012, 1:23 pm

can you send me a skin request

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
September 28, 2012, 1:33 pm

Umm sure...Hmmmmmm. Make Mario.

DarkHyrule
Level 1
New Miner
October 10, 2012, 6:02 am

lolz

clonecalebpt
Level 14
Journeyman Pokemon
September 28, 2012, 3:03 pm

click skins and find it its done

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
September 28, 2012, 3:05 pm

Try shading it. Take it as a challenge.

clonecalebpt
Level 14
Journeyman Pokemon
September 28, 2012, 3:07 pm

make a new request than i will shade that skin

clonecalebpt
Level 14
Journeyman Pokemon
September 30, 2012, 12:42 pm

Make a new request

clonecalebpt
Level 14
Journeyman Pokemon
September 30, 2012, 12:42 pm

make a new request

iSnake
Level 19
Journeyman Architect
October 5, 2012, 3:23 pm

spam much?

clonecalebpt
Level 14
Journeyman Pokemon
October 6, 2012, 11:22 am

no

banjoman42
Level 10
Journeyman Engineer
October 7, 2012, 5:39 pm

LOL MORE REPLIES

Somedude1324
Level 2
Apprentice Explorer
October 8, 2012, 1:06 am

( I thought I just had to say this ) WTFBBQ ...

phoenix_EX
Level 9
Apprentice Pokemon
October 9, 2012, 7:10 am

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

lenkinator
Level 8
Apprentice Cake
October 9, 2012, 7:30 am

i like slendermans blood ITS A POWER SOURCE :D (Goes all mental and sets house on fire)

BlueRama
Level 12
Journeyman Modder
October 15, 2012, 1:55 am

OMG SO MANY REPLIES!!!

BlueRama
Level 12
Journeyman Modder
October 15, 2012, 1:55 am

I WANT TO SEE IT BECOME SOO TINY

lenkinator
Level 8
Apprentice Cake
October 15, 2012, 8:40 am

vampire+werewolf=vampire-werewolf
:D

lenkinator
Level 8
Apprentice Cake
October 15, 2012, 8:41 am

U REALLY SUEK :3

lenkinator
Level 8
Apprentice Cake
October 26, 2012, 7:53 am

nup

Hamizan
Level 14
Journeyman Engineer
October 25, 2012, 5:07 am

i gonna continue more
MOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEE

watermelon24
Level 1
New Crafter
September 25, 2012, 12:27 pm

hi

iSnake
Level 19
Journeyman Architect
October 5, 2012, 3:23 pm

Thup brah

DatCoolGuy
Level 2
Apprentice Hunter
September 24, 2012, 4:37 pm

I did this once! -Free Op Server- CREATIVE BOO YAH!!!! -Spawns in millions of creepers- -Guy turns me to survival- OH HECK NAW!!!!! -BOOM-

Enigmatix
Level 16
Journeyman Pokemon
September 23, 2012, 5:04 am

1. Lava - YAY DIAMOND!!! (digs up) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I do not find this accurate as lava moves too slowly to actually harm you

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
September 23, 2012, 6:43 am

Good to know. Really this comment is not needed...

SilverKytten
Level 32
Artisan Artist
October 10, 2012, 4:24 pm

Delete it? ;D

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
October 11, 2012, 9:38 am

Eh it's good to have comments. :)

scidoo
Level 22
Expert Taco
September 21, 2012, 4:13 pm

Lol, changed desc becuase of my blogs :D. And remember check out my news ones you haven't commented on! :O i feel lonely :D

jordanpyke
Level 35
Artisan Dwarf
September 17, 2012, 1:49 am

for me the number 1 death is selling somthing and being killed by the guy who wants what im selling


ahhhh
usaly its a diamonds sword sharpness 5 and looting 

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
September 17, 2012, 10:12 am

Hahaha dont forget to diamond and sub!

Captain Minecart
Level 21
Expert Mountaineer
September 14, 2012, 2:57 pm

this is quite good :D

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
September 14, 2012, 3:01 pm

thanks and remember to leave a diamond and subscribe!

Captain Minecart
Level 21
Expert Mountaineer
September 14, 2012, 3:04 pm

yeah-yeah :D

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
September 14, 2012, 3:05 pm

thanks!

Captain Minecart
Level 21
Expert Mountaineer
September 14, 2012, 3:11 pm

Sure, I did diamond!

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
September 14, 2012, 3:14 pm

Thanks!

blockboy261
Level 16
Journeyman Ninja
September 5, 2012, 4:20 pm

....rofl....

Somedude1324
Level 2
Apprentice Explorer
October 8, 2012, 1:07 am

... Ok ...

Ironscale
Level 25
Expert Cowboy
September 5, 2012, 4:09 pm

My most common causes of death are spiders, other players sometimes pose a challenge, but it doesn't' happen much.

15peacedog15
Level 1
New Miner
September 5, 2012, 4:06 pm

What about lag? You know, when you're running away from something then BAM! lag and BAM! death? :3

Superobbyking
Level 34
Artisan Droid
August 25, 2012, 1:59 pm

Aaww....no sand? I alwas find my self in deserts and then I fall into sink holes. You know, where sand spawns above a lake and doesnt fall till you dig it? Like map 404, but that was with gravel...*Keeps on ranting*

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
August 26, 2012, 5:03 pm

Yeah but it's not really a huge killer in MC.

Superobbyking
Level 34
Artisan Droid
August 27, 2012, 4:48 pm

true...unless there afk and i come along!! hehehe

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
August 27, 2012, 4:49 pm

lol

Superobbyking
Level 34
Artisan Droid
August 27, 2012, 4:54 pm

:D

phoenix_EX
Level 9
Apprentice Pokemon
October 9, 2012, 7:12 am

REPLY!

scidoo
Level 22
Expert Taco
August 17, 2012, 1:31 pm

Hey dude check out my new blog!

BabyBoyGamer
Level 1
New Miner
August 9, 2012, 5:05 pm

Number 1 only applies to you if you don't have particle effects on.

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
August 9, 2012, 5:08 pm

Tell me this. If you find diamond, and you're a noob, are you really gonna see that and stop?

BabyBoyGamer
Level 1
New Miner
August 9, 2012, 5:19 pm

Even if you are a noob lava moves slow, you'll have time to get out of there... unless you are just going to stand still and stop moving. The first time I saw lava I knew not to jump in and go swimming.

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
August 9, 2012, 5:28 pm

listen. lava moves slow. But noobs move slower.

BabyBoyGamer
Level 1
New Miner
August 9, 2012, 6:05 pm

a keyboard isn't like a thumbstick it's either you're pressing  w a s or d and moving faster than the lava spread rate or you're not moving at all.

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
August 9, 2012, 6:08 pm

Dude y u no understand. noobs SUCK at minecraft. They wouldn't relize that they could run backwards. i've been there done that and I flipped out and died.

jason5035
Level 1
New Hunter
August 23, 2012, 12:03 pm

Here is a way lava kills everyone. You find diamond. You stand over it. You dig it. Under it is lava. You fall in.

Squashman
Level 25
Expert Demolitionist
August 23, 2012, 12:06 pm

Yea i guess.

singlesnail08
Level 4
Apprentice Hunter
September 4, 2012, 5:05 pm

ya i found diamonds in 30 secs and it was 5 check out my blog to find out =D

PureKaos
Level 18
Journeyman Architect
July 31, 2012, 7:14 am

Ha it all fits. but what about.

ha me made tnt house. lightning....... oh shit

KAABOOM.....LOL

extraterrestrial
Level 6
Apprentice Engineer
July 27, 2012, 2:38 pm

the whole thing makes sense

samsor10
Level 20
Expert Dragonborn
July 27, 2012, 5:14 am

lol

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