Once upon a Minecraft day, a friend and I were playing on a Minecraft server, and mining away joyfully. Suddenly, a player, who I shall not name, appeared. -Queue Pokemon battle sequence- He attempted to kill my friend and I, swinging his mighty stone sword. We pulled out our diamond swords, and he teleported away in fear. We thought the battle was over, but unknowingly to us, the battle had just begun. Around 20 minutes later, my friend and I hear mining near us. Not to our surprise, it was our "buddy" from earlier. But we also saw 3 other nametags. So this guy mustered a team of fellow noobs to attempt to take us down. When the 'team" approached us, it reminded me of some rag-tag militia. They were armed with stone swords, and if lucky, leather boots. My friend and i chase them through the caverns, guiding them to a lava pool we discovered earlier. After a few more moments of chasing, they fell in. All just went in, like in the movie Terminator. Of course, they raged in chat and ultimately got banned. Just another day in Minecraft, I guess.