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Minecraft has always been about being alone in the wilderness, fighting for survival. Then, they bring in these big headed Squidwards who ruin the game.
THIS HAS TO CHANGE
Villagers have been poisoning the game for a couple of years, littering worlds with ramshackle villages, walking around all day for no reason.
Let's start with the basics. ALONE. A massive part of the game. It started off with no living humanoids but Steve. Now, Minecraft has pointless human-like creatures who are basically people.
Now, their physical appearance. I'm sick of those big heads and noses. Don't even get me started on their robes. (They need to see a fashion desginer IMMEDIATELY.) If they're adding these monsters to the game, make them look like, well, so you don't want to throw up or run away screaming every time you see them.
Onto their daily life. All they do is walk around all day, it's true they farm better in later updates, but they think you harvest vegetables by trampling them. NOT A GOOD BUSINESS MANAGEMENT. Who wants to eat food trampled on by dirty villager shoes? They have massive heads, so they should have massive brains, but I'm wondering if they'd cave in if you dropped a feather on them.
Coming up, professions. Now, villagers who trade emeralds for diamond armour and the like are okay, because emeralds can be traded for items more useful then green rocks. Farmers, on the other hand, think it's a good deal to trade emeralds for bread. I mean why, they have like 40 wheat plantations per village. The player can trample them, and make bread cheaply.
So there you have it, villagers are pointless, ugly and unbalanced traders. What is the point of having them around.
Please don't post hate comments, either report it if it is surely necessary, or contact me.
THIS HAS TO CHANGE
Villagers have been poisoning the game for a couple of years, littering worlds with ramshackle villages, walking around all day for no reason.
Let's start with the basics. ALONE. A massive part of the game. It started off with no living humanoids but Steve. Now, Minecraft has pointless human-like creatures who are basically people.
Now, their physical appearance. I'm sick of those big heads and noses. Don't even get me started on their robes. (They need to see a fashion desginer IMMEDIATELY.) If they're adding these monsters to the game, make them look like, well, so you don't want to throw up or run away screaming every time you see them.
Onto their daily life. All they do is walk around all day, it's true they farm better in later updates, but they think you harvest vegetables by trampling them. NOT A GOOD BUSINESS MANAGEMENT. Who wants to eat food trampled on by dirty villager shoes? They have massive heads, so they should have massive brains, but I'm wondering if they'd cave in if you dropped a feather on them.
Coming up, professions. Now, villagers who trade emeralds for diamond armour and the like are okay, because emeralds can be traded for items more useful then green rocks. Farmers, on the other hand, think it's a good deal to trade emeralds for bread. I mean why, they have like 40 wheat plantations per village. The player can trample them, and make bread cheaply.
So there you have it, villagers are pointless, ugly and unbalanced traders. What is the point of having them around.
Please don't post hate comments, either report it if it is surely necessary, or contact me.
| Credit | Mojang, Jeb and possibly Notch, for making something I can make a blog about |
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They are hard to find, but so are a ton of other things in Minecraft. They're ugly ... but there are texture packs. Also, you can see a village before a villager and you don't even have to stare one down if you don't go there.
If you do got there and don't want to look at them--there's no reason why you can't just kill it. They do have annoying trades, but there are also ways to breed them, or just find the items on your own. Or just don't bother altogether. They are, like most things in Minecraft, meant to be an option to the many play styles that people have in this game. There are so many features that people don't use because of similar reasons.
I feel like this rant is true, but only half-true and mostly for humour purposes and not really as a solid argument for taking out villagers.