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(I'm going to put this up here, and I'm going to make sure you see it. This. Is. Satire. If I get any comments calling me an idiot for saying that bad servers or uncreative mods are good, I will ignore you.)
As new updates, new members, and new ideas enter the community, it's important for us to look back and remember all the best of our woderful PMC website; Y'know, broken servers that have two admins who are never on to ban that guy who keeps spawn killing you even though you've sent them about twenty tickets and messages in the hopes that they'll actually care. The useless mods that make those ruby tools that we absolutely need. Our favorite texture packs that make everything into SkyDoesMinecraft's face so we can see our ultimate overlord's loving grin everywhere we go and bash in the creepers reskinned to be squids.
As we begin our rememberance, it's important that we start by keeping everything that is interesting by SUPPRESSING IT! Make sure you ignore any projects, mods, and texture packs that looks like they might have something going and diamond those seven emerald armour set mods and that eighth "SimpleCraft" pack that makes the blocks two tone blocks so you can barely tell where the grass stops and the trees start. Heck, while you're at it, download that "Emo Teen Boy Skin With Striped Hoodie And Blue Eyes and Blonde Hair" because who doesn't love seeing him around every corner you turn like some horror movie? Follow these simple guidelines to make sure that you only get the best things on the popwheel.
As new updates, new members, and new ideas enter the community, it's important for us to look back and remember all the best of our woderful PMC website; Y'know, broken servers that have two admins who are never on to ban that guy who keeps spawn killing you even though you've sent them about twenty tickets and messages in the hopes that they'll actually care. The useless mods that make those ruby tools that we absolutely need. Our favorite texture packs that make everything into SkyDoesMinecraft's face so we can see our ultimate overlord's loving grin everywhere we go and bash in the creepers reskinned to be squids.
As we begin our rememberance, it's important that we start by keeping everything that is interesting by SUPPRESSING IT! Make sure you ignore any projects, mods, and texture packs that looks like they might have something going and diamond those seven emerald armour set mods and that eighth "SimpleCraft" pack that makes the blocks two tone blocks so you can barely tell where the grass stops and the trees start. Heck, while you're at it, download that "Emo Teen Boy Skin With Striped Hoodie And Blue Eyes and Blonde Hair" because who doesn't love seeing him around every corner you turn like some horror movie? Follow these simple guidelines to make sure that you only get the best things on the popwheel.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Now, as we continue, I'm sure you're wondering how it is we can bring only the best things back to PMC. Well, as I'm sure you're aware, servers are easy enough for any idiot (Like myself, for example) to make! Simply buy a $4.99 server, make a box for spawn, install thirty plugins you'll never use, make all the donator packs <$50, nad wait for the money to pour in. However, if you can't seem to get anyone to join you, remember to make your server Pro-Raid and Grief, as it will make all the ten to fifteen year olds who want to destroy things want to play. If that doesn't make them want to play, add Spleef and Hunger Games! They're the most creative and unique thing since teenagers who want to grow up and be adults because it's so much more fun that being stuck in school where you don't have to worry about taxes or being fired.
With more and more people becoming Emo, ~~~~Kawaeeee~~~~, Grunge, and Gawth through websites like Tumblr, it's important that you have a skin that matches your style. If you don't, then how are you going to attract them MCBFs? Browsing through the skin section on PMC after we've cleaned it up though, we'll be able to find all the perfect skins. For example, if you want to look like a girl who has a unique and yet still simple style, look for the various striped T-shirts, hoodies, or headphone skins that you'll be sure to find everywhere. You a boy? That's okay! Look through our vast and extensive collection of Emo boy skins, or, seeing as many of the more popular YouTubers have a unique skin, copy one of theirs! You can be Honeydew, CaptainSparklez, Tobuscus, and so many more!
Texture packs. You may think that this is a hard choice, but it doesn't have to be. It's easy to find a pack made almost for you it seems! To find one meant for you, go to PMC, and look for packs that are named things like "Basic Natural Base Minecraft Texture Pack" or "RPG GUNS +MOD COMPATIBILITY x9001" for something that is great for everything. If you're a budding YouTuber, imagine how great this makes your channel look. Everytime you play a game of spleef, you'll throw candy floos at them! That's hi-lair-e-US! You'll be sure to get thousands of subscribers and they'll all want tohave your texture packs, your skin, and most importanly, your mods.
Now, if you're too good to use Mod Pack launchers like Tekkit Launcher or FTB, how about you install all the mods you want on your base MC game? Try adding all the things you can that make your experience better; low on diamonds, get dirt to diamonds! Simply craft your diamond castle as if it was made of dirt and when you use your dirt crafted remote, turn all the dirt in the world to diamond! How about installing a mod that makes all the passive mobs explode like creepers! Imagine being really tired or hangover and paying MC. You'll be so surprised when all your diamond tools and suits are gone because you forgot that you can't eat piggies. You may even consider getting a mod that makes all the trees into spam! Who doesn't love a good spam tree?
Remember these few tips, and you'll be on the path of making PMC a better place. Everyone will be happy, and you'll be able to enjoy PMC as everyone wants it. It's been shown that the older and broken mods seem to be popular, and you'll be able to help your community.
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I've been wanting to make a blog like this for quite some time, but you got it all right here!
Thank you.