Why smanrt's Spelling And Grammar Is Bad (300 Sub Special)

Hello it is me smanrt, and I have great news! I have hit 300 subs! But I have been getting questions and comments like this:

“smanrt, spelling fail!”- CoolDragon

“Youre grammar is very original”-Zultin

"I wonder what a SpiderWaffle would really look like?"-Bethamez

“I is hash betterer grammars than you (Now spell check and work on your grammar smanrt! <3)”-uPro

“Smnart yur grammar stnks so mutch”-Djgrannynanny

These are only a few of the comments I recived, but I realized that this is the time I tell you why my spelling and grammar stinks.

It all started 3000 years ago when the ninjas attacked. I was typing and they…..WAIT that is not what happened, I wasn’t born 3000 years ago. I meant 300 years ago. So I was typing under the sea when all my friends told me about this amazing reef area where we can all blog. We all went to that reef area and it was beautiful, great colorful fishes, and huge octopuses lived there. I went to this one place with my laptop and started writing. I was typing for about an hour and all the fishes started to watch what I was doing, they told me “talk is spelled tak, and fun is spelled phun” I kept on telling them “no I spelled it right” but they didn’t listen. They kept on saying this and that and finally I had enough. I started to type so fast that all the fishes got scared and ran away. I was typing so fast I didn’t even know what I was typing. After about 5 minutes of fast and mad typing I stopped. But, for some reason I couldn’t spell some words, I also had horrible grammar! I went from having amazing grammar and spelling to having ok spelling and less than decent grammar. All my squid friends came back and started to be like “what happened to smanrt, I thought he could spell and use good grammar” I started to panic I didn’t feel the same, Then I realized half my body was turning into a human. I was turned into a human with a squid head. From that day I realized that humans make mistakes and are not even close to how squids write. So I realized I still want to write so I just type on.

And that is the story of why my spelling and grammar is bad, also I have something for you guys it a wallpaper by 3D <-- check his work out. So here is the wallpaper  > Click Here <.

I would also like to thank everyone for diamonding, commenting, favoriting, and subscribing to me. Thank You

-smanrt

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