Hello! Today I've created a large(ish) expansion that adds a new defecation mechanic, along with new items, weapons and armour!

Note: This comes with another data pack for custom crafting bundled inside the .zip file. Make sure you install both.
Also, OptiFine is required to see the custom textures.

Crafting:
To create a diamond crafting table, throw a diamond on top of a crafting table.


Crafting recipes (inside of the diamond crafting table):

Fertiliser

Fertiliser can be used to grow wheat, carrot, potato, breetroot and berry blocks instantly. This recipe yields 5 Fertiliser. The top item is a Defecation.


Toilet

Place the toilet on the ground to use it. When standing near the toilet, you will see your defecation meter and your status (normal, constipated, diarrhea). When your defecation meter reaches 50 or above, you can sneak on the toilet to do a defecation! Normally, you will get either a Defecation or a Hardened Defecation (if constipated), sometimes a gold nugget and rarely a Disgusting Diamond!


Disgusting Diamond

Disgusting Diamonds can be used to craft disgusting armour and weapons! The top item is a Hardened Defecation.

Potion of Extreme Constipation

Drinking a Potion of Extreme Constipation will make you constipated for a large amount of time, however, when the constipation runs out you will take damage, so be warned! The top item is a Defecation.

Disgusting Sword

The Disgusting Sword will effect any mob you hit with poision for a few seconds! Crafting with Disgustind Diamonds.

Disgusting Helmet


Disgusting Chestplate


Disgusting Leggings


Disgusting Boots


Tutorial:
There are many new mechanics that have been added that'll change the way you play (maybe).

Defecation Meter
Your Defecation Meter will rise when you eat any type of food, whether it be bread, steak or cake! Each food item will raise your Defecation Meter by a certain amount, and it will rise on its own if you have a Defecation Meter of 1 or above. Some foods will cause you to get constipated or diahrrea!

Food Types (Normal):
- Golden Apple (+15)
- Enchanted Golden Apple (+50)
- Mushroom Stew (+20)
- Rabbit Stew (+20)
- Bread (+20)
- Melon (+10)
- Beetroot (+10)
- Beetroot Soup (+20)
- Pumpkin Pie (+20)
- Dried Kelp (+5)
- Baked Potato (+20)
- Cooked Porkchop (+10)
- Steak (+10)
- Cooked Chicken (+10)
- Cooked Mutton (+10)
- Cookie (+5)
- Raw Cod (+5)
- Cooked Cod (+10)
- Raw Salmon (+5)
- Cooked Salmon (+10)
- Cake (+10 per slice)
- Golden Carrot (+5)

Food Types (Constipation):
- Apple (+5)
- Carrot (+5)
- Potato (+5)
- Berries (+5)
- Honey (+5)

Food Types (Diahrrea):
- Poisonous Potato (+50)
- Spider Eye (+50)
- Raw Porkchop (+50)
- Raw Beef (+50)

- Raw Chicken (+50)
- Raw Mutton (+50)
- Tropical Fish (+50)
- Pufferfish (+50)

Note that you can't get diahrrea if you're already constipated, and vice versa. Also, while constipated, diahrrea food will only increase your Defecation Meter by +5.

Constipation
After reaching a Defecation Meter of 75 and having eaten certain foods (listed above), you will get constipated. This will mean you are slower, weaker and take longer to mine blocks until you defecate. You can either defecate by going on a toilet or eating more food until it pops out! A constipated defecation will leave you completely immobile for a second, and then you will get a Hardened Defecation, which can be used to craft Disgusting Diamonds.

Diahrrea
Like with constipation, after reaching a Defecation Meter of 75 and having eaten certain foods (listed above), you will get diahrrea! While having diahrrea, you will get a speed bost but also be weaker and take longer to mine blocks. After you reach a Defecation Meter of 100 with diahrrea, you will begin defecating! While in this phase, hold a bucket in either hand to fill it with defecation. This will make a Disgusting Bucket (see below)!

Toilets
Toilets will display your Defecation Meter and Status when standing near them. You can defecate in a toilet by standing on it and sneaking! If your status is normal, then you will only defecation normal Defecations. However, if you're constipated, you will defecate Hardened Defecation! With diahrrea, you won't defecate at all (but your Defecation Meter will go down). There are various other items that can be defecated into a toilet:

- Defecation (if normal, 62.5% chance)
- Hardened Defecation (if constipated, 62.5% chance)
- Gold Nugget (25% chance)
- Disgusting Diamond (12.5% chance)

Also, you can get a toilet back by breaking the block underneath it!

Disgusting Bucket
A Disgusting Bucket acts much like when you have diahrrea! By drinking the bucket, you will get speed, weakness and mining fatigue. So, really, they're an easy way to get speed potions!


Disgusting Sword
Any mob attacked with the Disgusting Sword will be affected with poison for a few seconds!

Disgusting Armour
When wearing a full set of Disgusting Armour, you will gain immunity to all forms of poison and wither, making it a viable way to explore nether fortresses! You'll also drip brown stuff while wearing it. Other than that, its a standard set of diamond armour!


Anyway, thats it! I hope you enjoy playing with it and I might make more things in the future. Although I wouldn't count on it, I'm always working on different, random things, and whether I'll make anything else is still unknown to me ;)

Credits:
By Code202

Notes:
For 1.17