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I didn't know how to make tools, so i just made sticks and screamed to my brother: look i have a stick! (i tought it did extra damage)

I forgot you can take fall damage

any one else?

once i forgot how to make crafting tables

I setup a server for my friends to play on (vanilla, of course) and I didn't know anything except how to do /xp so I made my friends do everything for me in return for xp . If you think setting up a server would be near impossible for a n00b, I have always had a knack for the technical stuff, however, I'm horrible at most everything else. (I refuse to build anything without worldedit)

I first played on multiplayer and it had plugins. I didn't realize that it did so I kept punching a tree to get wood. I didn't notice a sentence in the chat that said "you can't break blocks here". XD

I couldn't walk or punch down trees so I just stood there and right clicked on trees all day.

I couldn't figure out how to break blocks, that took more than just one hit. I thought yuo had to keep clicking, to break them. It furiated me, so I quit - But was forced to play again, later, and taught how to not be such an incompetent dork. XD

Sorry, there is already the same thread.
newbie-phrases-t171387.html

I was trying to build my house,
I was trying to make the roof out of sand...
It wasn't working...!!!!

The first time I ever went on Minecraft, I was in creative mode, and I spent hours and hours and hours flattening out a massive piece of land in a mountain biome. At the time, I didn't know what biomes were and I thought the whole map was the exact same as the mountain biome. When I finally finished, I made a new world, and saw the Flatland function, I raged so hard.

RedParadoxin "someone is throwing bombs at me!"

lol

I didn't finish my house in time and I stood on the wall at night, looking around for mobs.
A creeper blew up my wall and I kept shouting "someone is throwing bombs at me!"

i went on dident know how to craft anything and died a lot of times!

I thought that as long as it was daytime, and you stayed on the surface, mobs couldn't kill you.

I learned the hard way when they started running up out of the caves right in the morning.

wow, anymore?

WARNING: EPIC FAIL

When I first started minecraft, I didn't know how to punch trees... so I kept on clicking one for about 10 minutes XD

Once tried to make a fireplace, burned my entire faction base down. Tried it again, same result. :/

I thought wood never burned out do my fireplaces kept being griefed...

i tried making tools out of the weirdest materials, it took me almost 1 day irl to realize stone tools were made from cobble and not stone