Search zerg rush on google for a fun time

You can make a cool message string come up using this in notepad and saving it as a .vbs file:

X=MsgBox("Would you like to scan for viruses?",3+48,"Possible Virus Detected")

X=MsgBox("Your coputer is now being killed by multiple viruses. Try to fix problems?",4+16,"Your computer has been infected!")

X=MsgBox("The problems could not be fixed. Shut down computer to minimalize damage?",3+16,"The problems could not be fixed")

X=MsgBox("You got pranked! Your computer is completely safe.",0+64,"You have been pranked!")

i have made a virus .bat but is a .exe
DO NOT RUN ON YOUR PC


download: http://goo.gl/EeZfD

Nobody appreciates the blinkenlights.

renamed it because of buenode request (pm'ed me)

If you and a friend both have a mac and hamachi, you can SSH into your friend's computer through their hamachi IP. You have to know how to use SSH, and know their password and username. I'm not going to go into detail, because this can cause harm if meant to. You can also just play jokes by randomly opening websites or having the computer say things.

I am not responsible for any harm this may cause. Use Hamachi and give away your computer's password at your own risk.

holding opt/alt on mac's while typeing cause special charaters to come up §£¥€™®©±∞¿¡¡↓÷¤µ¼½¾♪♭
see!

Search Do a barrel roll in Google

A pretty cool trick that everybody probably knows already is that if you right-click the desktop and click "Personalize," you'll be able to... uh... customize your desktop.

Nek minnit

Do FN + F7 on some laptops and it turns off the screen. =D. For an non educated person on computers, they will get very confused and think its in sleep and keep trying to wake it up xD.

MY favorite was on intel integrated graphics cards, press CTRL+ALT+UP / DOWN / LEFT / RIGHT to rotate the screen.

WHY IN THE WORLD INTEL would put this in is beyond me, but it's great fun to screw with ppl's heads.

how to get on blocked websites from school* i.e. planetminecraft.com
*i am NOT responsible for ANY trouble you get into
1 open notepad
2 type

@echo off
start cmd

3 once it opens (if blocked go to TIPS)if you want on planet minecraft type in cmd
ping planetminecrat.com
it will give you something like this

type those numbers you got in the address bar (50.28.6.244 for pmc)
and it will load


TIPS
*if it is STILL blocked just type in notepad
@echo off
ping planetminecraft.com
pause
save that as planetminecraft.bat and run it
*these are semi-insecure so i am NOT responsible for password lost
*theses are called proxies so they are slower then normal

i also noticed 8 people clicked on the picture but has any one found the hidden file

instead of having to use control+click to select a bunch of items, click the item at the top of the list of what you want to select, and press shift+click at the bottom of the list. The cntrl+click all items u dont want to select. It's really helpful.

Pff, nobody I trust would fall for anything that uses more than 1 exclamation point.

Here's an old gem on Windows: First enable telnet on your computer by going to Control Panel › Programs › Turn Windows Feature On, checking the box(es) for telnet.

1. Go to Start, Search in Windows Vista and Windows 7. On Windows 8, open the main Start page.
2. Open command prompt (Run>cmd)
3. Type telnet and press Enter.
4. In the following command prompt window, type "o" press Enter.
5. Type "towel.blinkenlights.nl" and press Enter.

p.s. the second one says "WARNING VIRUS DETECTED!!!!! AFTER 5 MINUTES YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED !!!!TO REMOVE THE VIRUS CLICK OK OR CLOSE THIS BOX!"(friend clicks ok)
says"SORRY!!! YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ARE NOW BEING DELETED !!! PLEASE WAIT ..........."and will turn off your pc i 5 minutes

here is 2 fun facebook prank
1 open face book on your friends pc
go to the sign in page press F11
it will pull up this thing with a bunch of confusing things
just keep going through it till you see something like
"welcome to facebook!"or some thing like that
right click ->edit attribute
now type something else like
"GET BACK TO WORK!"or something like that and enjoy
2 open notepad type:
@echo off
msg * WARNING VIRUS DETECTED!!!!! AFTER 5 MINUTES YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED !!!!TO REMOVE THE VIRUS CLICK OK OR CLOSE THIS BOX!

PAUSE
shutdown -r -t 300 -c " SORRY!!! YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ARE NOW BEING DELETED !!! PLEASE WAIT ..........."

save as facebook.bat
right click->create shortcut
right click short cut->properties->find "change icon"in the "shortcut tab"
go to converticon.com upload a facebook picture from google
set that as icon(shortcut facebook properties)
watch yoou friend freak
for picture go to http://hackspc.com/computer-pranks-fake-facebook-virus/

Moved to correct section, also.
The "Discussion" forum is for Minecraft Discussion only.

sed11

xXN3PTUN3XxHere's a sorta simple thing I made a while ago,Be careful though xD It shuts down your pc

-snip-

Save it as a .bat for it to work

It is really awesome for a simple one

And I take all credit because I coded it

If your computer shuts down.....
Why use it?

It's a virus scanner prank,for those who know nothing about computers :p
if you do it all the right way it restarts.

xXN3PTUN3XxHere's a sorta simple thing I made a while ago,Be careful though xD It shuts down your pc

-snip-

Save it as a .bat for it to work

It is really awesome for a simple one

And I take all credit because I coded it

If your computer shuts down.....
Why use it?

@echo off
color 02
:tricks
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
goto tricks

Open Notepad, paste in that code then save as [insertfilename].bat

Enjoy!

what does this do?

here are some ways to change the name of things
1 make new folder
2 name it whatever.(one code below)
recycle bun
{645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}
mycomputer
{20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D}
network connections
{7007ACC7-3202-11D1-AAD2-00805FC1270E}
user accounts
{60632754-c523-4b62-b45c-4172da012619}
libraries
{031E4825-7B94-4dc3-B131-E946B44C8DD5}

i.e Trash.{645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}
would make a recycle bin named "Trashed"