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Cheesy Minecraft pick-up lines
eliminer01
fadel
Let the imagination and love flow Nothing too dirty preferably.
I'll start with a few:
Mob specific ones!
I'll start with a few:
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Lemme get my pickaxe out, 'cause I just found a diamond...
Dem porkchops! (Ok, that went a little far...)
Are you pixelated just because they had to censore your extreme beauty?
Your eyes are like glowstones...
(The really awkward one) MAH ENDERDRAGON DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BLOCKS HUN
Dem porkchops! (Ok, that went a little far...)
Are you pixelated just because they had to censore your extreme beauty?
Your eyes are like glowstones...
(The really awkward one) MAH ENDERDRAGON DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BLOCKS HUN
Mob specific ones!
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Creeper: *sneaks up to ear* Hissssss...
Enderman: You wanna teleport to my place? I've got a three block bed...
Blaze: You're HOT...
Zombie: Hey there, you look like you need some fresh flesh in your life, eh?
Enderman: You wanna teleport to my place? I've got a three block bed...
Blaze: You're HOT...
Zombie: Hey there, you look like you need some fresh flesh in your life, eh?
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Hey.. are you a creeper? because you can blow me up
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if i was a skeleton cupid, i would shoot you first
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ha, neeeerds
Are you a torch? cause you light up my day
Are you a torch? cause you light up my day
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if you were an ore i'd mine you first (genius, i know)
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Bump (we gotta stash some up for Valentine's Day! )
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Part of me is wondering if most of the people who play minecraft are old enough to date....
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Are you a griefer? Because you just blew me away (Minecraft one )
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Hey girl. Please use the right you're.
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