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Come here and post some jokes here!
MCLolness57
Retro-Reloaded
Heres some jokes:
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Poop.
Poop who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman who?
oh good ur on the jury.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Poop.
Poop who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman who?
oh good ur on the jury.
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Those jokes were horrible.
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cuz im horrible at jokes ._.
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*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Horrible."
"Horrible who?"
"Horrible Joke."
(I'm not insulting your jokes, just trying to make this seem funny....)
"Who's there?"
"Horrible."
"Horrible who?"
"Horrible Joke."
(I'm not insulting your jokes, just trying to make this seem funny....)
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boooooooooo
jk
jk
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What happened when the barber signed up for the military and fought against the enemy?
Click to reveal
He had some close shaves
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Ba dum crash..
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anyone else?
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Call Of Duty.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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A little kid laughing at a game he isn't old enough to play!
BWAHAHAHAHAA
Jk... I'm just trying to make this thread have funny content.
BWAHAHAHAHAA
Jk... I'm just trying to make this thread have funny content.
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"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"Zimmerman"
"Oh, your the guy that promised we'd get our land back from the dirty Americans"
Not really a joke, just my thought when the who Martin Vs Zimmerman case came out.
If you're into history like I am, you'll hopefully get this, if you're not that in to history, you probably don't know what I'm talking about. . .
"Who's there"
"Zimmerman"
"Oh, your the guy that promised we'd get our land back from the dirty Americans"
Not really a joke, just my thought when the who Martin Vs Zimmerman case came out.
If you're into history like I am, you'll hopefully get this, if you're not that in to history, you probably don't know what I'm talking about. . .
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Why were the New age times so dark?
There were so much knights!
There were so much knights!
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*claps*
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These jokes.... Are so corny....
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Corny
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We need Good anti jokes:
What happened when the little boy dropped his ice cream onto the sidewalk?]
He got hit by a speeding bus and spent the rest of his life in a coma.
What happened when the little boy dropped his ice cream onto the sidewalk?]
He got hit by a speeding bus and spent the rest of his life in a coma.
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... That was sad.... Yet original and un-corny...
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In the words of a Bush
"Mission Accomplished"
"Mission Accomplished"
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What did they girl that had cancer get for christmas?
Nothing she didn't last that long.
Nothing she didn't last that long.
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What is your problem >:L?
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Bad jokes are bad.
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That was deep.
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that drama button made me smile
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More anti/sad Jokes
How do you get a Clown off a swing?
Nail him in the head with a brick.
What's worse than a hundred dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to a hundred trees.
How do you get a Clown off a swing?
Nail him in the head with a brick.
What's worse than a hundred dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to a hundred trees.
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Obama!
BA DUM TSH
Obama is a joke.
BA DUM TSH
Obama is a joke.
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Not really GO OBAMA!
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Obama is the worst president he SUCKS
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Time for some anti joke chickens
What red and bad for you teeth?
What's blue and smells like red paint?
And now a joke that just nonsense
There were two polar bears in a tub, One says to the other "Pass the soap" then the other polar bear replies
What red and bad for you teeth?
Click to reveal
a brick
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Click to reveal
blue paint
And now a joke that just nonsense
There were two polar bears in a tub, One says to the other "Pass the soap" then the other polar bear replies
Click to reveal
"No soap, radio
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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky-diver?
One goes *thwack* "Damnit"
The other goes "Damnit" *thwack*
One goes *thwack* "Damnit"
The other goes "Damnit" *thwack*
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What is a pilots favorite Ice Cream?
Click to reveal
Plane.
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COME ONE MORE ANTI JOKES
"I wanted to tell a joke about Alzheimers, but then I wanted to tell a joke about Alzheimers.
"I wanted to tell a joke about Alzheimers, but then I wanted to tell a joke about Alzheimers.
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What's big and black and is in your mouth.
Click to reveal
A cavity /wink/
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What Show is the needles' favorite?
Click to reveal
Pokemon
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Anti Joke:
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Click to reveal
Nothing! Just Kidding. I have no idea, 'cause he hasn't opened it yet!
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Not an anti-joke, but a political one.
If the opposite of "Pro" is "Con",
Is the opposite of "Progress", "Congress"?
Flame On
If the opposite of "Pro" is "Con",
Is the opposite of "Progress", "Congress"?
Flame On
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...
That means Prostitution and Constitution are opposites...
That means Prostitution and Constitution are opposites...
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Well Prostitution is illegal, and the Constitution is the U.S.'s set of laws, soooo. . .
They're kinda opposite?
I don't know, I liked the anti-jokes better.
They're kinda opposite?
I don't know, I liked the anti-jokes better.
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Xbox one ...
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I used to be afraid of jumping, but then I got over it.
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Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff.
Buh dum, tshh
Buh dum, tshh
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Kind of anti-jokes. . . :/
Why did Molly fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
*knock knock*
Who's there?
Not Molly.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch?
Matt
In the ocean?
Bob
In the desert?
Dead.
Why did Molly fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
*knock knock*
Who's there?
Not Molly.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch?
Matt
In the ocean?
Bob
In the desert?
Dead.
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When you smile, the whole world smiles with you
But, fart and the world will run away.
(or fart with you )
But, fart and the world will run away.
(or fart with you )
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Back to Anti-Jokes
How do you make a dead kid float?
Take your foot off his head.
How do you make a dead kid float?
Take your foot off his head.
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Kinda hoping someone posts; Feels like I scared everyone off with that last one. . .
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not sure if this has been posted but...
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Click to reveal
Red paint
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What's worse than 20 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 20 trash cans.
1 dead baby in 20 trash cans.
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I already did that one. . .
I am happy with the amount of anti-jokes here though; KEEP 'EM COMIN' PEOPLE.
I am happy with the amount of anti-jokes here though; KEEP 'EM COMIN' PEOPLE.
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What's worse than 1 terrible joke on a million threads?
1 million terrible jokes on 1 thread..... (*Hint*Hint*This Thread*Hint*Hint*)
1 million terrible jokes on 1 thread..... (*Hint*Hint*This Thread*Hint*Hint*)
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