The poop thing I said was a lie


The real one was when I was working in the lab.

A mutated rat was in a box and I tried to keep it contained, But its strength easily over came me.

It ran out and unleashed other test subjects, So embarrassing

hmm let a me think hmmm

My mom asked me if I had these books she was looking for (I was 3 quarters asleep) and I screamed:I'm still alive!!
Then I told her where the books were.

Bump =D

Back in 5th grade ( I was 12 I think), we had went on an overnight school trip to some nature camp. On the first day we went hiking, and I got my jeans soaking wet crossing a river. Later that night around 10 pm I went outside in my boxers to hang up my jeans, and a group of people were walking by at the same time.

This one happened at the same place, but the next night. Me and a few other guys from my cabin snuck out around 11 pm and were planning to go over to the girls cabins, but we got caught by a counselor. We ended up sneaking into another cabin, but someone came in and we hid in the bathroom xD. We decided to run out and when we saw someone from that cabin, we blinded him with a camera flash, and jumped off the balcony and ran back to our cabin. Good times.....

IDK what my most embarrassing moment was, but my mom said when I was a newborn:
My aunt picked me high up and said, "What a cute baby ..." and I started to poop, a big poop. When I was done, I was staring at here with a relieved face.

I once farted and burped at the same time while eating in a restaurant at 4 years old.

I once ran into a room with the intention of throwing a huge fancy dinner party and inviting the whole town, but then I killed them instead....ugh, so embarrassing.

I pooped my pants when I was 3.

I thought it was chocolate, And you don't want to know whats next.

Then I threw it at a random lady.

I ripped my pants at a party, I sat down the whole day.

also i spilt milk on my pants at lunch

once i walked into my class room and my friend was on the ground crying i tripped over her and people started laughing at me then i got up and then tripped yet again on my shoelace and that day was terrible

I cant tell which moment would be more embarrassing, wallofheads

And as for most of everyones stories, it's not embarrassing when you're under 5. When you don't even know what embarrassment is...

when i was 2 and my moms best friends were over i was naked and craped on the floor infront of them LOL!!! my mom REALLY wanted to potty train me after that

im having fun just reading this!
my embarresing moment: i was 4 and my friends were over for a party, i poopeded in my pants

when i was about 4, our front yard had a dirt mound in it, i didnt want to take my shower, ran outside naked, ran pup the dirt mound, and screamed "I'M THE KING OF NAKINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Once, when I was 56 was in this genetic engineering laboratory, and I "accidentally released the test subjects into the wild.

^ Not rilly. But truth on the first part.

And then I farted.

Mine is probably when I was 5, and at my parents' fancy dinner party. At the time, I had no clue what was going on, so I came downstairs. I didn't see the guests yet, but I talked to my dad tell him that one of his friends was weird out loud. Then I saw the guests. One of them was my dad's friend.

^

The girl called the cops because two tweens got in a small fight? And for animatrix, I'm just gonna do this-

I was 3 and filled an entire leg of a onesie suit with poop. Yeah, you read that right.

When i was in 5th grade me and this guy fought (I Won) And a girl was gonna call the cops if we fought again.. and the guy that lost jumped on my back and I rammed him in a tree. then the girl called the cops so i hid in a local park slide

When I was in third grade, the class bully came up one day behind me and pulled down my pants. By doing this, he exposed my superman underpants to everyone in third grade. Superman underwear is not cool by that age. I was so embarrassed!!

Hmm, well it's not my most embarrassing, but once i walked outside in my boxers to put the trash out. They were pink. Don't ask.

I fell out of my bed one night... And my battery was balancing on my rear.
I had no clue how it happened but it got quite a lot of attention.