Satire or not, sexism and racism are issues that need to be handled seriously and not joked around about, especially in a setting where young readers may not be able to distinguish said satire.

If you want to bring up said topics in a serious and constructive light, feel free to do so, but as it stands this post does not offer a lot to the table other than a punchline and a lot of instigative buzzwords.

I'm going to be locking this post to nip arguments and flaming in the bud, feel free to message me if you take issue with this decision.

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lol, thats actually good satire

this thread is gonna get locked. i feel it. i sense it incoming. like a ballistic missile, it is heading towards us.

True, there should be villagers of all skin colors but villagers could still be female. That's how they breed. With the rest of this post.. I don't really know what to say.

I have to agree with that. I wouldn't say that Mojang is racist, they may have just not though about it or wanted to keep things to a specific level. But yeah, I definitely agree that the villagers should have skin variations and genders. But considering the fact that you can technically "breed" villagers, if they were to add genders then they should also add a sexuality setting for each villager. So like one may be a while bi male or a black pan female. But that's my opinion, pls don't make this comment into a political war.

OK I think you went a little too far now with the yelling. But I do agree on how there are no colored villagers but dont you think the villagers should have a model upgrade I mean why hasn't Mojang hired Tango Tek look at his improved villager mod better models better villagers and more defined models but again only white so why not include black or brown villagers.

lol

is this satire

What the actual shabla osik...

This probably isn't serious, but I still don't see why this was called for.

Nein...ich kann nicht glauben,das er es ernst meint...das soll nur ein Scherz sein und er will sehen,wie alle darauf reagieren

Oh, please...

We must stop this! #cancelmojang

I'm hoping this is a troll...

1. If you think that minecraft is bad, then why are you in a minecraft fanpage? 2. I've been playing minecraft since i was 6, and I dont discriminate against people who arent white, or women. Never have. 3. The default female skin has smaller arms, usually because thats how it is in real life, keyword: USUALLY. Im not saying there isnt strong women. Also, in minecraft there isnt any strength system. Meaning that even the female character has the same strength as steve, who is male. 3. "Green on zombies" thats because most of the time cartoon zombies are green, as to represent rotting flesh, which zombies are made of. "Gray on illagers" Im not sure why illagers are gray, but it isnt to be racist, obviously. 4. "Why arent there any female villagers, Oh wait, there are, but they're bald and have hook noses" The men do as well. I dont see your point. 5. " Obviously the sexist pig that made this game thinks women are small and weak!" It isnt an unknown fact that Notch, the original creator of minecraft, may not be the best person. He's apparently transphobic, homophobic, and racist. However, dont use this to support yourself, as illagers were added AFTER microsoft bought mojang in 2014. And as you probably know, microsoft doesnt support racism. The lesson is, minecraft isnt racist, you just want something to be mad at.

I can't tell if this is a joke or not

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