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Minecraft Joke Collection To Cure Your Grumpiness.
sniffercraft34
Who knows any good Minecraft jokes? I have a literal Minecraft joke book so I know a ton.
Comment your jokes!
I will too, but if this gets like 5k comments it might be hard to find.
Comment your jokes!
I will too, but if this gets like 5k comments it might be hard to find.
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Oh, I think I get it.
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Why are shulkers so bad at telling jokes?
They always start at the end.
They always start at the end.
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Why are skeletons good at telling jokes?
They are so humerus.
(That's a type of bone, BTW)
They are so humerus.
(That's a type of bone, BTW)
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Why is grass dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Because it's full of blades.
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I've just got my Minecraft Joke Book, just copying everything down.
How many logs did Steve chop down?
How wood I know?
How many logs did Steve chop down?
How wood I know?
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Where do you go if a zombie is chasing you?
The living room.
The living room.
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Did you hear about the cactus wearing a tuxedo?
He was looking sharp.
He was looking sharp.
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Why are rose bushes like an enchantment?
They have thorns.
They have thorns.
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Sorry about all the spider jokes.
What's worse than finding a spider in your base?
Losing a spider in your base.
(Or having your base blown up, or losing your pet wolf, or–)
What's worse than finding a spider in your base?
Losing a spider in your base.
(Or having your base blown up, or losing your pet wolf, or–)
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What do you get if you cross a cave spider and a cookie?
I don't know, but I wouldn't try eating it.
I don't know, but I wouldn't try eating it.
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What do you call a parrot crossed with a spider?
A walkie talkie!
A walkie talkie!
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Okay, it's time for a real crummy joke.
Where do miners like to sleep?
On bedrock!
Where do miners like to sleep?
On bedrock!
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Why should you never trust a pig?
Because their always telling porkies!
Sorry my jokes are bad.
Because their always telling porkies!
Sorry my jokes are bad.
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Why are endermen so tall?
Because their feet smell
Because their feet smell
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What is a cat's favourite block?
Purrrpurr
Purrrpurr
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i am the minecraft joke
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Oh, I get it. Google docs, and you are GoggleD0GG.
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wjsyaw what whsdgty what
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wdym
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what
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Oh okay.
Wait, are you asking what or do you mean what?
Wait, are you asking what or do you mean what?
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Just hovering in the distance
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How is steve always in shape?
He runs the block every day!
He runs the block every day!
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How does Steve measure his shoes?
Using square feet!
Using square feet!
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How do we call a sick villager?
- An illager!
- An illager!
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I remember that one.
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Did you know that adults eat more sugar than kids?
It is true. Have you ever seen someone eating a kid?
It is true. Have you ever seen someone eating a kid?
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People eat animals. But otherwise no.
Know any Minecraft Jokes?
Know any Minecraft Jokes?
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That one still made me laugh.
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Marty, what does in polish "dlaczego" mean?
- Why
- I only ask so
- Why
- I only ask so
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This one needs knowing Polish, with that it brings to mind Abbott & Costello's Who's on first? routine…
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you can always use translate to understand a joke :)
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Don't get that.
I'm not very good at jokes.
I'm not very good at jokes.
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I translated the joke and switched the langs
Dlaczego mean why (dla-che-go che like by cheng)
Wait it is MC jokes? Apologies
Dlaczego mean why (dla-che-go che like by cheng)
Wait it is MC jokes? Apologies
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It's alright.
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Three boys brag about who's uncle is better.
The first says:
- My uncle is a bishop and everyone calls them: Your Excellence
The second mentions:
- And mine is a cardinal and everyone says: Your Eminence
Then the third:
- My weights 200 Kg/ 440 pounds and everyone says: Oh God!
The first says:
- My uncle is a bishop and everyone calls them: Your Excellence
The second mentions:
- And mine is a cardinal and everyone says: Your Eminence
Then the third:
- My weights 200 Kg/ 440 pounds and everyone says: Oh God!
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Okay...
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Oh, right.
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If 5 people get to eat a pickle, but 4 receives to drink soured milk? What didn't receive that one person?
- Diarrhea
- Diarrhea
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Sure...
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Steve: "Do you like river videos?"
Alex: "Yes."
Steve:"Me too. I was watching a live stream earlier."
Alex: "Yes."
Steve:"Me too. I was watching a live stream earlier."
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Q. What is an emeralds favourite sport?
A. Gemnastics
A. Gemnastics
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Q. What did Alex say when she saw cows on the top of the steep mountain?
A. The steaks have never been so high.
A. The steaks have never been so high.
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So, 2 salmon were swimming underwater, when it statrted raining. One salmon said to the other: "Quick, get under that bridge! We're going to get wet!
😂😂😂😂 (Most used emoji right there.)
😂😂😂😂 (Most used emoji right there.)
