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MOST CREATIVE WAYS TO DIE! You Get to Submit!textsms
Ray_Savage
This started randomly while playing on the Planetminecraft server! Oh, the official Planetminecraft server if you want to join!: play.planetminecraft.com
But anyway, we just started typing in the craziest ways to die! So, we decided to start a forum post! Everyone tries to write the craziest and coolest ways to die in Minecraft as it would appear in the chat line as you die! You know, "Player101 fell from a high place," etc!
Well, I'll say a few to get things rolling!"
"StingrayPro fell from a low place"
"StingrayPro burned whilst trying to escape Herobrine"
"StingrayPro fell out of the world and back into real life"
"StingrayPro was pricked to death by humiliation"
"StingrayPro was killed by an unimaginable creature whilst trying to escape his shame"
YOUR TURN! Feel free to use your own IGN, or something new to add to the fun!
Need help with death messages? Click spoiler for list of every kind!:
ALL DEATH MESSAGES
ARROWS
<player> was shot by <player/mob>
<player> was shot by <player/mob> using <item>
SNOWBALLS
<player> was pummeled by <player/mob>
<player> was pummeled by <player/mob> using <item>
CACTUS
<player> was pricked to death
<player> walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
DROWNING
<player> drowned
<player> drowned whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
ELYTRA
<player> experienced kinetic energy
<player> experienced kinetic energy whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
EXPLOSIONS
<player> blew up
<player> was blown up by <player/mob>
<player> was blown up by <player/mob> using <item>
<player> was killed by Intentional Game Design
FALLING
<player> hit the ground too hard
<player> hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
<player> fell from a high place
<player> fell off a ladder
<player> fell off some vines
<player> fell off some weeping vines
<player> fell off some twisting vines
<player> fell off scaffolding
<player> fell while climbing
death.fell.accident.water
FALLING BLOCKS
<player> was squashed by a falling anvil
<player> was squashed by a falling anvil whilst fighting <player/mob>
<player> was squashed by a falling block
<player> was squashed by a falling block whilst fighting <player/mob>
FIRE
<player> went up in flames
<player> walked into fire whilst fighting <player/mob>
<player> burned to death
<player> was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting <player/mob>
FIREWORKS
<player> went off with a bang
<player> went off with a bang due to a firework fired from <item> by <player/mob>
LAVA
<player> tried to swim in lava
<player> tried to swim in lava to escape <player/mob>
LIGHTNING
<player> was struck by lightning
<player> was struck by lightning whilst fighting <player/mob>
MAGMA BLOCK
<player> discovered the floor was lava
<player> walked into danger zone due to <player/mob>
MAGIC
<player> was killed by magic
<player> was killed by magic whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
<player> was killed by <player/mob> using magic
<player> was killed by <player/mob> using <item>
POWDER SNOW (Future Death Messages)
<player> froze to death
<player> was frozen to death by <player/mob>
POINTED DRIPSTONE (Future Death Messages)
<player> was skewered by a falling stalactite
<player> was skewered by a falling stalactite whilst fighting <player/mob>
PLAYERS AND MOBS
<player> was slain by <player/mob>
<player> was slain by <player/mob> using <item>
<player> was fireballed by <player/mob>
<player> was stung to death
<player> was stung to death
<player> was fireballed by <player/mob> using <item>
<player> was shot by a skull from <player/mob>
death.attack.witherSkull.item
STARVING
<player> starved to death
<player> starved to death whilst fighting <player/mob>
SUFFOCATION
<player> suffocated in a wall
<player> suffocated in a wall whilst fighting <player/mob>
<player> was squished too much
<player> was squashed by <player/mob>
SWEET BERRY BUSHES
<player> was poked to death by a sweet berry bush
<player> was poked to death by a sweet berry bush whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
THORNS ENCHANTMENT
<player> was killed trying to hurt <player/mob>
<player> was killed by <item> trying to hurt <player/mob>
TRIDENT
<player> was impaled by <player/mob>
<player> was impaled by <player/mob> with <item>
VOID
<player> fell out of the world
<player> didn't want to live in the same world as <player/mob>
WITHER
<player> withered away
<player> withered away whilst fighting <player/mob>
SECRET DEATH MESSAGES
<player> was roasted in dragon breath
<player> was roasted in dragon breath by <player/mob>
death.attack.dryout
death.attack.dryout.player
<player> died
<player> died because of <player/mob>
<player> was shot by <player/mob>
<player> was shot by <player/mob> using <item>
SNOWBALLS
<player> was pummeled by <player/mob>
<player> was pummeled by <player/mob> using <item>
CACTUS
<player> was pricked to death
<player> walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
DROWNING
<player> drowned
<player> drowned whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
ELYTRA
<player> experienced kinetic energy
<player> experienced kinetic energy whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
EXPLOSIONS
<player> blew up
<player> was blown up by <player/mob>
<player> was blown up by <player/mob> using <item>
<player> was killed by Intentional Game Design
FALLING
<player> hit the ground too hard
<player> hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
<player> fell from a high place
<player> fell off a ladder
<player> fell off some vines
<player> fell off some weeping vines
<player> fell off some twisting vines
<player> fell off scaffolding
<player> fell while climbing
death.fell.accident.water
FALLING BLOCKS
<player> was squashed by a falling anvil
<player> was squashed by a falling anvil whilst fighting <player/mob>
<player> was squashed by a falling block
<player> was squashed by a falling block whilst fighting <player/mob>
FIRE
<player> went up in flames
<player> walked into fire whilst fighting <player/mob>
<player> burned to death
<player> was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting <player/mob>
FIREWORKS
<player> went off with a bang
<player> went off with a bang due to a firework fired from <item> by <player/mob>
LAVA
<player> tried to swim in lava
<player> tried to swim in lava to escape <player/mob>
LIGHTNING
<player> was struck by lightning
<player> was struck by lightning whilst fighting <player/mob>
MAGMA BLOCK
<player> discovered the floor was lava
<player> walked into danger zone due to <player/mob>
MAGIC
<player> was killed by magic
<player> was killed by magic whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
<player> was killed by <player/mob> using magic
<player> was killed by <player/mob> using <item>
POWDER SNOW (Future Death Messages)
<player> froze to death
<player> was frozen to death by <player/mob>
POINTED DRIPSTONE (Future Death Messages)
<player> was skewered by a falling stalactite
<player> was skewered by a falling stalactite whilst fighting <player/mob>
PLAYERS AND MOBS
<player> was slain by <player/mob>
<player> was slain by <player/mob> using <item>
<player> was fireballed by <player/mob>
<player> was stung to death
<player> was stung to death
<player> was fireballed by <player/mob> using <item>
<player> was shot by a skull from <player/mob>
death.attack.witherSkull.item
STARVING
<player> starved to death
<player> starved to death whilst fighting <player/mob>
SUFFOCATION
<player> suffocated in a wall
<player> suffocated in a wall whilst fighting <player/mob>
<player> was squished too much
<player> was squashed by <player/mob>
SWEET BERRY BUSHES
<player> was poked to death by a sweet berry bush
<player> was poked to death by a sweet berry bush whilst trying to escape <player/mob>
THORNS ENCHANTMENT
<player> was killed trying to hurt <player/mob>
<player> was killed by <item> trying to hurt <player/mob>
TRIDENT
<player> was impaled by <player/mob>
<player> was impaled by <player/mob> with <item>
VOID
<player> fell out of the world
<player> didn't want to live in the same world as <player/mob>
WITHER
<player> withered away
<player> withered away whilst fighting <player/mob>
SECRET DEATH MESSAGES
<player> was roasted in dragon breath
<player> was roasted in dragon breath by <player/mob>
death.attack.dryout
death.attack.dryout.player
<player> died
<player> died because of <player/mob>
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"Scientist_103 discovered the floor was lava"
Lol, a scientists would be interested!
Lol, a scientists would be interested!
1
"StingrayPro drowned whilst trying to escape the nether"
- lol, how does one drown in the nether? ;)
- lol, how does one drown in the nether? ;)
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illegal water in a cauldron lol
2
XPF50 was impaled by WolfCraft using [his head]
2
Zombie was killed by a zombie trying to escape a Zombie
2
XPF50 stabed himself trying to escape the mind flyer
2
Player was squished too much is a death message it happens when a lot of animals are in a 1x2 block space with a player.
2
Zombie was not the impostor, #̷̡̧̨̼̞̱̖͚̪̗̞̲̲͚̗̮͉̩̞͎̣̤͙͖̭̰̗̤̖̜̣̟̥͇̳͎̝͈̤͓͍̰̬͔̹̫̮̌̓̇̑͌̑̽̆͐̂͛̽̀̌̿̐͊̂͐̌́͋̀̾̍̌̎̑̐̀̏́́͋̍́́̽̓̄̊̅͊̂̀͋́̀͘̚͜͜͠͝͝͠ͅ impostor remains
(void death)
(void death)
2
i got this one before, player did not want to live in same world as endermen
2
RavenVLemon drowned whilst trying to escape Ghast whilst trying to escape Wither
3
A sponge was squished too much
3
America drowned whilst trying to escape global warming.
3
Earth fell out of the world
3
physics experienced kinetic energy
3
Notch was killed by Intentional Game Design
3
Firework went off with a bang due to a firework fired from Fuse by A Player.
2
Tigerfury26 was skewered by a falling stalactite whilst fighting Vlad the Impaler.
2
Tigerfury26 hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape the banner thing they got after they migrated java accounts.
4
Tigerfury26 was shot by Accident using [their own bow].
4
Boscawinks was killed by villager uprising
3
"Lemilas discovered the ceiling was lava"
3
Edit of my original one:
Julius_Ceaser was slain by The_senate using 23 knives
Julius_Ceaser was slain by The_senate using 23 knives
3
Player was killed by an angry farmer villager for stomping on the crops. cx
4
Julius_Ceaser was impaled by 23 knives
4
(person) was killed by
3
Astrolol couldn't get out of Shrek's swamp fast enough
3
Astrolol got yeeted of a building by Olderbrother666
3
*username* fell from a high place whilst fighting shrek
2
<player> suffocated in a tree
3
*username* tried to swim in compost while escaping annoyed Villagers
3
Eleqnor drowned whilst trying to escape Homework_
3
"Lover_Boy was shot by Cupid_9032 using Arrow of Cupid"
3
Ign_here flew too close to the sun
3
Frankensteins_Monster was struck by lightning
Ender Dragon fell out of the world
DerB23 was shot by Sir_Ious using [his bare hands]
Ghandi starved to death whilst fighting British_Colonists
Geologists discovered the floor is lava
Stress_Ball was squished too much
Satan was killed trying to hurt Shrek
Ötzi froze to death
my_expectations fell from a high place
Ender Dragon fell out of the world
DerB23 was shot by Sir_Ious using [his bare hands]
Ghandi starved to death whilst fighting British_Colonists
Geologists discovered the floor is lava
Stress_Ball was squished too much
Satan was killed trying to hurt Shrek
Ötzi froze to death
my_expectations fell from a high place
3
"SouthDakotaGirl talked too much in chat"
"SouthDakotaGirl fell from a high place cause "Server" spoke in chat"
"SouthDakotaGirl ate wood"
"SouthDakotaGirl's mind was blown"
This was fun. :P
"SouthDakotaGirl fell from a high place cause "Server" spoke in chat"
"SouthDakotaGirl ate wood"
"SouthDakotaGirl's mind was blown"
This was fun. :P
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Actually happened:
"SouthDakotaGirl was poked to death by a berry bush whilst trying to escape a zombie"
"SouthDakotaGirl was poked to death by a berry bush whilst trying to escape a zombie"
3
"Lemilas threw himself at the ground and didn't miss"
(It's a modification of a Minecraft splash text, by the way.)
(It's a modification of a Minecraft splash text, by the way.)
4
Aurosilia experienced kinetic energy because they didn't want to live in the same world as skeleton.
5
so this one isnt like a made up one but i did once get the kill message "CakeDaPug was blown up by Polar Bear"
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lol! I like that one!
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Cactus was pricked to death
5
"Cactus was pricked to death whilst fighting Cactus2"
4
Lol!
5
"StingrayPro withered away whilst fighting for the honor of his long lost love"
3
:'D
4
"StingrayPro was impaled by an oncoming train whilst trying to escape the wither, ender dragon, Herobrine, Green Steve, and a cute little white puppy."
