Two happy noob girls are walking along the path in a forest.
Scarlet: Jasmine do you think that wolf would heal 3 hearts?
Jasmine: No, why?
Scarlet: Because he seems easy enough to kill and then I could see how high of a jump I could survive.
Jasmine: Okay might as well. Never tried to kill a wolf before so I have no experience.
(Goes over to the wolf and tries to punch it. It's eyes immediately turn red. It then chases Jasmine and Scarlet back to their wooden house. Amelia is inside.)
Amelia: You guys alright? You look pretty shocked.
Scarlet: We tried to get wolf meat but when Jasmine hit the wolf it turned evil and tried to kill us.
Jasmine: It chased us back here.
Amelia: You guys are idiots. Here let me handle this.
(Goes outside and comes back with a quarter heart.)
Amelia: Next time DO NOT hit a wolf.
Scarlet: Why not?
Jasmine, Amelia: UGH

Lydia: That Creeper looks lonely Emilia.
Emilia: I wonder if it likes kittens! That should cheer him up!
(Goes outside with Snowball, the kitten.) (Comes back)
Emilia: He just ran away screaming don't make me explode. It was pretty weird.
Lydia: Maybe he needs a hug?
Emilia: I think he ran into that forest north of here. Go give him a hug. He deserves i t.
(Lydia goes outside only to come back with half a heart and a music disc.)
Lydia: Do NOT make me hug a creeper again Emilia!!! He exploded himself an me when I tried to hug him. He gave me a music disc though.
Emilia: So he didn't need a hug?
Lydia: NO EMILIA!! HE DIDN'T NEED A HUG!!