Most of my dreams are extremely long, random, and complicated. I might have to find my dream journal and pick some ones to share, but for now, I'll share a shorter but very odd one from when I was younger... I was in the foyer-ish area of my house. A smurf ran in from the other room and yelled, "The beans are coming! The beans are coming!" He ran out the front door. I was pretty confused. Then, a giant tidal wave of baked beans appeared in my house and was crashing down toward me. I hid under a blanket behind a recliner in the room. I woke up.
A while later, I actually had the same dream again. This time, when the smurf came in, I recognized what was happening. I ran outside with him. There was a pizza delivery guy riding a red electric scooter. I got on the scooter with him and we rode away before the beans could get us.
I was so scared at the time, but now it's just hilarious and bizarre. Nice to know other people have some very strange dreams, too, though. =)