Me too lol

I'm actually learning about this in english rn wth

same lmao

sameeeee i want to get the cut so bad

yeah 😭

yknow what just for this post i'm inviting you to planetbeliebers. accept if you'd like and join us muahahaha (idk why i'm evil laughing)

Nah I’d never, the thought makes me sick too.

My god… The woodland creatures known as lesbians are real!!

lmao true
yeah i do have other foods but she puts nuts in almost everything and i can't have that

what is it the 17th century?
do you have access to any other food?

💀

noted

you will burn your hands and it will hurt a lot, not that i would know of course, i definitely didn't just burn my hands at all

you're not my mom you cant tell me to not get 2nd degree burns!

LOL

wut will happen?

damn that sucks

downhill

My family would go to IKEA just for the food if it was closer
I used to be a fan of their ginger cookies until I found better ones

I had problems with Juba and Abuja

I don’t even remember where I live…

yeah but somehow i remembered sri jayawardenepura kotte purely because it was so hard lol, i struggle with the short ones that are so similar to each other, like maseru, maputo, majuro

Fr tho

i dont even remember the U.S. capitals

autocorrect is really something

so people who are large are fascist now…. great job apple

Another nail in the coffin of "autocorrect"…

[The theory that this 'utility' was created to allow bureaucrats (and other pestilentile life forms) an excuse for lack of education and/or intelligence — as well as the ocassional Freudian slip of providing a true and accurate account of their machinations can not be discounted]

yes

conclusion: fascism has more overall energy than other macronutrients